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Tag Archives: Taxes
I Caught The Tax Man Checking Out My Assets
Happy Writer’s Day, Modern Philosophers! As you know, Writer’s Day is the holiday I created to celebrate the fact that I am a writer, that I work very hard at my craft, and that being a writer is awesome! Writer’s … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy, Writing
Tagged AARP, Humor, income tax, IRS, leprechauns, Modern Philosopher, money, sarcasm, satire, Taxes, Writer's Day
7 Comments
IRS To Crackdown On Scofflaw Lemonade Stand Operators
As this heatwave continues to leave the United States a sweaty, dehydrated mess, agents of the IRS have somehow found the energy to go after a new kind of tax cheat… Lemonade Stand Operators! That’s right, Modern Philosophers…those big meanies … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Gargoyles, government, Humor, IRS, lemonade, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, small business, Taxes
36 Comments
9 Out Of 10 People Believe The 10th To Be A Total Weirdo
A new study released today by the Department Utilizing Statistics & Tables (DUST) revealed that 9 out of 10 people believe the 10th to be a total weirdo, Modern Philosophers. Over two million Americans participated in the survey which was … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged government, Humor, Modern Philosopher, polls, psychology, sarcasm, satire, society, statistics, Taxes
22 Comments
Government Might Add Game Show Element To Income Tax
The Federal Government announced that it is considering adding a “Game Show Element” to the income tax process. IRS spokesperson Henrietta Bloch explained: “The government loses hundreds of millions of dollars each year in uncollected income tax. We believe that … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy, Politics
Tagged Fun, game show, government, Humor, income tax, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, Taxes, TV
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President Obama Wants To Tax Gifts From Santa Claus
It’s safe to say that President Obama just made every American’s Naughty List. Word around the Capitol today, Modern Philosophers, is that the President wants to tax us on the gifts we get from Santa Claus! “We tax other gifts, … Continue reading
Posted in Christmas, Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Christmas, Grinch, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Politics, President Obama, Santa Claus, Santa tax, Sarcasm, satire, Taxes
20 Comments
The Library: It’s Not Just For Books
I really need to start going to the library more (The Girl Who Shares My Inside Jokes is giggling loudly right now, but just ignore her). The Bangor Public Library, depicted in the photo at the left, is an amazing … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Books, Humor, Library, Modern Philosophers, satire, talking to strangers, Taxes
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