Tag Archives: Technology

My Journey To The Dark Ages

Posted on July 27, 2018 by Austin

While I am obsessed with time travel, there is no way I would choose to journey back to The Dark Ages when I finally get my time machine working, Modern Philosophers. That being said, I somehow found myself back in … Continue reading →

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Can I Trust A Computer To Find Me A Date?

Posted on March 10, 2018 by Austin

I woke up this morning determined to do something about finding a date, Modern Philosophers. I feel like I’m ready to get back out there again, I’m in much better shape, and I’m tired of being alone. The plan was … Continue reading →

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Will Donald Trump The Robot Apocalypse?

Posted on January 19, 2017 by Austin

On the eve of Donald Trump’s inauguration, I realize that I have totally neglected one major story because we’ve all been so distracted by the President Elect’s rise to power… The Robot Apocalypse! We’ve been so caught up in the … Continue reading →

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Pokemon Go…To Hell!

Posted on July 24, 2016 by Austin

“Do you plan to join the Pokemon Go craze?” The Devil asked as we sat in the sun on the front porch. “Are you out of your mind?” I snapped back before he had even put the question mark at … Continue reading →

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Users Give Major Dislike To Facebook’s Ban On Baby Photos

Posted on January 19, 2016 by Austin

In a move that was a long time in coming, Modern Philosophers, Facebook finally announced today that it was banning all baby photos. “Users will have 48 hours to post as many baby photos as they want to just get … Continue reading →

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Are You Following This Pinteresting Development?

Posted on January 2, 2016 by Austin

It’s a new year, Modern Philosophers, and I set some goals about getting my writing published outside of this blog, while also bringing this blog to one million hits. In hopes of achieving those goals, I had my IT Department … Continue reading →

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What To Do When Your Date Reveals She’s A Time Traveler

Posted on July 18, 2015 by Austin

I was out in the garage, tinkering with my time machine, Modern Philosophers, when I had the Deep Thought that it was time to write a new dating tips post. As time travel was on my mind, I thought I’d … Continue reading →

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Maine’s Werewolves and Witches Perfecting Half Moon Technology

Posted on June 8, 2015 by Austin

Ever wonder why I haven’t written about Maine’s growing Werewolf population lately, Modern Philosophers? It’s because Gary Lincoln, my good friend and the leader of Maine’s largest Werewolf Pack, has asked me to keep his fellow howlers out of the … Continue reading →

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Is Snow Miser The Machines’ Greatest Weapon?

Posted on March 4, 2015 by Austin

As I was leading a survivalist class in the secure basement bunker of The House on the Hill today, a Deep Thought formed that very well might have been the key to setting back The Robot Apocalypse… Is Snow Miser … Continue reading →

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We Wish You A Merry Christmas And A Robot Apocalypse

Posted on December 22, 2014 by Austin

We see you when you’re sleeping, We know when you’re awake, We soon will be enslaving you, So don’t fight for goodness sake… When the beautiful Christmas card with the giant Snowmen (pictured on the left) arrived at The House … Continue reading →

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