Tag Archives: Ted Cruz

Trump Vows To Sell Wisconsin To Canada

Posted on April 6, 2016 by Austin

After taking a solid beating from Ted Cruz in yesterday’s Wisconsin Republican Primary, Future President Donald Trump vowed to get his revenge on the people who did not vote for him. “When I’m President, I’m going to sell Wisconsin to … Continue reading →

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America Needs A Loving Grandpa

Posted on March 30, 2016 by Austin

I was giving it some Deep Thought tonight, Modern Philosophers, and America is like one huge family. We don’t always get along, but we’ve got that same patriotic blood running through our veins, and we love our home sweet home. … Continue reading →

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Maine Votes For Sanity Over Trump

Posted on March 6, 2016 by Austin

Everyone knows that Maine is kinda crazy, Modern Philosophers, but I’m proud to announce that it is officially not the Donald Trump kinda crazy! Much to my relief, yesterday’s Maine Republican Caucus was won by Ted Cruz.  While no prize … Continue reading →

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Republicans Debate For The Right To Be Your Valentine

Posted on February 13, 2016 by Austin

It’s the night before Valentine’s Day, Modern Philosophers, and the Republican Presidential Candidates are going to show you how much they love you. In hopes of being your Valentine, the Republicans are getting together for an old school debate to … Continue reading →

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