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Tag Archives: Ted Cruz
Trump Vows To Sell Wisconsin To Canada
After taking a solid beating from Ted Cruz in yesterday’s Wisconsin Republican Primary, Future President Donald Trump vowed to get his revenge on the people who did not vote for him. “When I’m President, I’m going to sell Wisconsin to … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics
Tagged 2016 Presidential Election, Bernie Sanders, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Humor, Modern Philosopher, sarcasm, satire, Ted Cruz, Wisconsin, Wisconsin Primary
19 Comments
America Needs A Loving Grandpa
I was giving it some Deep Thought tonight, Modern Philosophers, and America is like one huge family. We don’t always get along, but we’ve got that same patriotic blood running through our veins, and we love our home sweet home. … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy, Politics
Tagged 2016 Presidential Election, Bernie Sanders, Donald Trump, family, Hillary Clinton, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Politics, sarcasm, satire, Ted Cruz
25 Comments
Maine Votes For Sanity Over Trump
Everyone knows that Maine is kinda crazy, Modern Philosophers, but I’m proud to announce that it is officially not the Donald Trump kinda crazy! Much to my relief, yesterday’s Maine Republican Caucus was won by Ted Cruz. While no prize … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy, Politics
Tagged 2016 Presidential Election, Bernie Sanders, Donald Trump, Humor, Maine, Maine Republican Caucus, Modern Philosopher, Politics, sarcasm, satire, Ted Cruz
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Republicans Debate For The Right To Be Your Valentine
It’s the night before Valentine’s Day, Modern Philosophers, and the Republican Presidential Candidates are going to show you how much they love you. In hopes of being your Valentine, the Republicans are getting together for an old school debate to … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Love, Philosophy, Politics
Tagged Donald Trump, Humor, Jeb Bush, John Kasich, Marco Rubio, Modern Philosopher, Republican Debate, sarcasm, satire, Ted Cruz, Valentines' Day
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