Tag Archives: television

Something Shiny For The Mantel

Posted on October 23, 2021 by Austin

Ever since I was a wee lad, Modern Philosophers, it’s been my dream to win the Academy Award for Best Original Screenplay. I believe my Oscar lust was fueled at a very early age by watching the awards the year … Continue reading →

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Christmas With The Roses

Posted on December 24, 2020 by Austin

I think I might have started a new Christmas tradition, Modern Philosophers. I had the day off, and planned to relax on the couch watching some classic Christmas movies as I enjoyed yummy holiday treats. That plan was derailed, however, … Continue reading →

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Could Darth Vader Defeat Beta’s Walker Herd?

Posted on April 21, 2020 by Austin

With all this free time on my hands, Modern Philosophers, I’ve spent countless hours wrestling with the great Philosophical debates of our time. Lately, I’ve grown bored with the great debates, and moved onto to other burning questions that really … Continue reading →

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Jokes Not Ready For Late Night (Holiday Edition)

Posted on December 22, 2019 by Austin

Christmas is almost here, Modern Philosophers!  Holiday specials are showing up on every channel, and last night, The Nite Show with Danny Cashman aired its Christmas episode. I write monologue jokes for the show, and every taping, I turn in … Continue reading →

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Parks and Recreation Is Now My Favorite Show

Posted on February 24, 2019 by Austin

I’ve made an executive decision, Modern Philosophers.  Parks and Recreation is now my all-time favorite TV show. It kind of surprised me, too, because while I remembered liking the show, I didn’t realize exactly how much I enjoyed it. Luckily, … Continue reading →

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Be A Jim, Not A Michael

Posted on December 31, 2018 by Austin

The universe is always trying to teach us, Modern Philosophers. We just have to keep our minds open to the lessons it is sending our way. New Year’s Eve is a perfect time to sit back and reflect on life.  … Continue reading →

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Episode 2 Is Out Of My Head!

Posted on September 1, 2018 by Austin

Some people go to exotic locales to relax on their vacations, Modern Philosophers.  I sit out on the front porch of The House on the Hill and write like a man possessed. Quite frankly, there are few places I’d rather … Continue reading →

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Waking Up On Vacation

Posted on August 25, 2018 by Austin

Not much beats the feeling of waking up and realizing that you are on vacation, Modern Philosophers. Don’t be jealous.  I work very hard and I deserve a little time off to rest my brain. Let’s be honest, though.  I’m … Continue reading →

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The Nite Show…Now With Rockets!

Posted on March 2, 2017 by Austin

I am absolutely exhausted today, Modern Philosophers.  Yesterday,  I put in an eight hour day at the office job, and then headed over to The Gracie for last night’s taping of The Nite Show with Danny Cashman. It makes for … Continue reading →

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A Great Night For The Writer

Posted on October 1, 2016 by Austin

Tonight is the Season Premiere of The Nite Show with Danny Cashman, Modern Philosophers, and I wish you were all in Maine so we could have a viewing party at The House on the Hill. Unless you’re already on your … Continue reading →

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