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Of Course I Remember…

Originally posted on The Return of the Modern Philosopher:
We’re all aware of the significance of today’s date, Modern Philosophers. My Facebook and Twitter feeds have been dominated by comments urging me to either never forget, or to always remember…

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Flying Monkeys To Escort Santa’s Sleigh Due to Growing Security Concerns

Originally posted on The Return of the Modern Philosopher:
General Phineas “Woody” Appleton, Commander in Chief of the North Pole Security Agency, announced today that because of growing security concerns, Santa’s sleigh will be escorted around the world by a…

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Flying Monkeys To Escort Santa’s Sleigh Due to Growing Security Concerns

General Phineas “Woody” Appleton, Commander in Chief of the North Pole Security Agency, announced today that because of growing security concerns, Santa’s sleigh will be escorted around the world by a battalion of Flying Monkeys this Christmas. Gen. Appleton, the … Continue reading

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