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Of Course I Remember…

Posted on September 11, 2016 by Austin

Originally posted on The Return of the Modern Philosopher:
We’re all aware of the significance of today’s date, Modern Philosophers. My Facebook and Twitter feeds have been dominated by comments urging me to either never forget, or to always remember…

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Flying Monkeys To Escort Santa’s Sleigh Due to Growing Security Concerns

Posted on December 13, 2014 by Austin

Originally posted on The Return of the Modern Philosopher:
General Phineas “Woody” Appleton, Commander in Chief of the North Pole Security Agency, announced today that because of growing security concerns, Santa’s sleigh will be escorted around the world by a…

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Flying Monkeys To Escort Santa’s Sleigh Due to Growing Security Concerns

Posted on December 12, 2012 by Austin

General Phineas “Woody” Appleton, Commander in Chief of the North Pole Security Agency, announced today that because of growing security concerns, Santa’s sleigh will be escorted around the world by a battalion of Flying Monkeys this Christmas. Gen. Appleton, the … Continue reading →

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