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A Million Thanks!
Did you know this blog almost didn’t make it past the first week, Modern Philosophers? I was so frustrated that I couldn’t figure out to write, and even more upset that no one was bothering to read the nonsense I … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Writing
Tagged blog love, blogging, blogging rocks, Humor, Modern Philosopher, one million views on my blog, sarcasm, satire, Thank you, writing milestones
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Happy Earth Day, Ya Big Blue Marble!
Dear Earth, Happy Earth Day! I don’t know if anyone has bothered to take the time to wish you happiness on your special day. On behalf of the Human Race, Other Worldly Beings, and all other forms of life, this … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Love, Philosophy
Tagged Earth, Earth Day, environment, Humor, life, love letter to Earth, Modern Philosopher, planets, Sarcasm, satire, Thank you
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Raise The Roof…And Morale, Too!
I got a very nice surprise when I arrived at work today, Modern Philosophers. There was an envelope waiting on my desk, which immediately made me nervous. I was already in a mood from having to shovel the driveway before … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Humor, Modern Philosopher, money, morale, paycheck, raise, Sarcasm, satire, Thank you, work
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600,000 Views…Wow!
We just had a historic blog moment at The House on the Hill, Modern Philosophers. I checked my WordPress dashboard and saw that my counter was at 600,010! That’s an incredible number of views for a blog that’s just over … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy, Writing
Tagged Blog, Comedy, followers, Humor, milestone, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, Thank you
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Maine’s Aliens Join Veterans Day Celebrations For First Time
Happy Veterans Day, Modern Philosophers! The American Flag has flown proudly all day at The House on the Hill, and I wore a red, white and blue toga in the morning and a camouflage one this afternoon. It has been … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged aliens, grateful, Humor, Modern Philosopher, patriotic, Sarcasm, satire, Thank you, Veteran's Day, war
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Half A Million Views On My Blog!
Sometime this afternoon, while I was reading Entertainment Weekly on the couch at The House on the Hill, this blog received its 500,000th view! That’s a pretty big number, Modern Philosophers, and I just wanted to say Thank You to … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy, Writing
Tagged blogging, celebration, friends, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, Thank you, writing
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Thank You For The Blog Hugs
Thank you, Modern Philosophers, for all the messages of support, sympathy, and warmth as I mourn the loss of my little black cat. Please forgive me, but I’m really not in a mood to post anything silly or funny tonight. … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Love, Philosophy
Tagged Banky, boon companion, cat, condolences, losing a pet, Modern Philosopher, mourning, support, Thank you
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Pope Francis Nominates All Mothers For Sainthood
Originally posted on The Return of the Modern Philosopher:
Pope Francis celebrated his first Mother’s Day as head of the Catholic Church by announcing that he has nominated every mother in the world for sainthood. The quarter of a million…
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Humor, Love, Modern Philosopher, Mom, Mother's Day, mothers, Sarcasm, satire, Thank you
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MMMM…That’s Roman Numerals For 4,000 Tasty Followers
Since I am The Man In The Toga, Modern Philosophers, I thought I’d use Roman Numerals in the title of this post. MMMM. To us that means something is delicious, but to the Ancient Romans, it represented 4,000. Sometime during … Continue reading
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Tagged 4000, blogging, followers, Humor, interns, jellybeans, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, Thank you, writing
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400,000 Hits…No Wonder I’m A Little Groggy!
Last night, while everyone at The House on the Hill was fast asleep, something wonderful happened, Modern Philosophers… This blog received its 400,000th hit! I didn’t even realize the counter went that high to be totally honest. I can’t believe … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy, Writing
Tagged blogging, celebration, funny, Humor, milestone, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, Thank you
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