Tag Archives: The Academy Awards

Best Supporting Catholic

Posted on February 26, 2017 by Austin

“Ready for the big night?” The Devil asked as he strolled into the living room looking quite dapper in his tuxedo. “What’s with the tux?” I asked without really looking up from my book.  “Are all the dry cleaners in … Continue reading →

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How To Date Like An Oscar Contender

Posted on February 25, 2017 by Austin

The Academy Awards are this weekend, Modern Philosophers, and as a screenwriter, it has always been my dream to win an Oscar. Just like it’s always been my dream to find true love and live happily ever after. I haven’t … Continue reading →

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Kylo Ren Vows To Destroy Hollywood After Oscar Snub

Posted on January 20, 2016 by Austin

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, an epic story unfolded that would become the basis of one of the highest grossing movies of all time, Modern Philosophers. In the present day, however, the members of the … Continue reading →

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