Tag Archives: The Devil

First Drafts Can Be Hell

The Devil burst into my living room like he was being propelled by a burst of eternal Hellfire. “I hear we need to celebrate!” Lucifer declared excitedly. As always, he was well dressed in an impeccably tailored suit, but this … Continue reading

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Chips And The Dip

“Do we have any more potato chips?” The Devil asked as he leaned against the entrance way to the living room. He was well dressed in an impeccably tailored suit.  This week’s outfit was sky blue, which made me think … Continue reading

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The Daily Hellfire

“Extra!  Extra!  Read all about it!” The Devil shouted like a deranged newsie hopped up on Adderall as he entered the living room. As always, he was well dressed in an impeccably tailored suit.  Per usual, he was being an … Continue reading

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Holiday Weekend Induced Amnesia

There’s something both jarring and unsettling about hearing someone clear his throat when you are supposed to be the only one in the house. I looked up with a start to find The Devil staring at me from the entrance … Continue reading

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Tropical Paradise Lost

I deleted the show from the DVR and then shut off the TV because Jeff Probst had announced that the tribe had spoken. I reached into the cooler for a Snapple because watching Survivor always made me thirsty.  Maybe it … Continue reading

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Has This Soul Been Misfiled?

“Has anyone ever been sent to Hell in error?”I asked as I reached into the cooler for a fresh bottle of Snapple.  “I imagine with billions of souls in play, an occasional clerical error must come up like in any … Continue reading

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The Devil’s Deep Dish

“You are an absolute bore after you’ve gone on a long run,” The Devil chided from his end of the couch.  “You sit there like a bump on a log, with absolutely no energy.  Our fans want witty banter, the … Continue reading

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