Tag Archives: The Devil

Don’t Make Me Go Back!

“Don’t make me go back!  You can’t make me go back!” I wailed at the top of my lungs as I tugged on the lapel of The Devil’s impeccably tailored suit. My Sunday guest looked up at me in concern. … Continue reading

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The Devil Advocates

“Are you ready for your big interview tomorrow?” The Devil asked as he put down the Sunday newspaper to give me his full attention. As always, my guest was well-dressed in an impeccably tailored suit, the likes of which I … Continue reading

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Here Comes Satan Cottontail

“Happy Easter!” The Devil declared excitedly as he entered the living room carrying the largest Easter basket I had ever seen. After he’d placed the behemoth gift on the table, I was finally able to catch a glimpse of my … Continue reading

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April (Snow) Showers

“Do you realize that the next time we see each other, it will be April?” The Devil asked excitedly as he put down his newspaper. As always, my Sunday guest was well-dressed in an impeccably tailored suit.  This week, he’d … Continue reading

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Can’t I Get A Snow Day?

I looked up from my book to see The Devil standing in front of me. Dressed, as always, in an impeccably tailored suite, my Sunday guest had a devilish grin on his handsome face and held out a bottle of … Continue reading

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Investing In The Oscars

The Devil appeared at my front door in an impeccably tailored tuxedo.  He looked like he’d just stepped off the cover of a fashion magazine. Meanwhile, I was schlepping around in ratty sweatpants, my Nite Show fleece, and a Yankees … Continue reading

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A Cool Million

“What do you want to talk about today?” The Devil asked enthusiastically as he handed me an ice cold bottle of Snapple out of the cooler. As always, he was well dressed in an impeccably tailored suit that made him … Continue reading

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