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Tag Archives: The Flash
Six Months Later
“Happy Anniversary, Barry Allen,” The Devil announced with a smile upon entering the living room. “It was six months ago that you began your grand transformation from lazy, overweight man on the couch to The Flash. Congratulations.” My Sunday guest … Continue reading
Posted in Dating, Fitness, Humor
Tagged dating, Humor, Modern Philosopher, running, sarcasm, satire, short story, Sundays With Satan Short Story Series, The Devil, The Flash, weight loss
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Superhero Envy
“You know what I really hate about you mortals?” The Devil bellowed before I even saw him. He finally strode into view wearing an impeccably tailored suit and a frown, and then stood in the doorway to the living with … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Writing
Tagged flash fiction, Humor, Modern Philosopher, sarcasm, satire, short story, Sundays With Satan Short Story Series, Supergirl, Superheroes, The Devil, The Flash
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Let Writing Be Your Superpower
Watching a double feature of Supergirl and The Flash on my DVR the other night, Modern Philosophers, made me wish for two things: That a woman like Melissa Benoist, aka Supergirl, would wander in my life. That I had my … Continue reading
The Flash Hospitalized With The Runs; Embarrassed Superhero Chuckles At The Irony
The nasty flu bug that’s been scampering around Maine has even managed to catch up with the fastest man alive. The Flash was admitted to Eastern Maine Medical Center today after a desperate 911 call stating that he was too … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Comic Books, Flu, Humor, Modern Philosophers, satire, Superheroes, The Flash
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