Tag Archives: The Machines

Is Snow Miser The Machines’ Greatest Weapon?

As I was leading a survivalist class in the secure basement bunker of The House on the Hill today, a Deep Thought formed that very well might have been the key to setting back The Robot Apocalypse… Is Snow Miser … Continue reading

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Putting the Reindeer Robot Rumors to Bed

Originally posted on The Return of the Modern Philosopher:
Modern Philosophers, it’s been a long day and I’m about to hit the hay, but I can’t do so without addressing the panicked messages that have filled my inbox since I…

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Modern Philosopher vs. Ancient Technology

Before I starting wearing my toga full time, Modern Philosophers, I was a man who was often plagued by dark clouds.  They followed me everywhere, darkened my days and mood, and became such a fixture in my life that I … Continue reading

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Guest Blogger: Anonymous Sources at Robot High Command

While Austin is on vacation, friends will be posting in his place.  Today’s Guest Bloggers are Austin’s Anonymous Sources at Robot High Command.  Their true identities must be protected (hence the odd photo) due to the sensitive nature of their … Continue reading

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