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@#$% It’s Cold!
@#$% it’s cold! It’s almost Christmas, So in honor Of the holiday, Everything Should be red and green, But my fingers And lips Are frostbite blue. If I hear the words “Polar Vortex” Escape from your Frozen lips, I will … Continue reading
My Christmas Stocking Is Longer Than Yours
Christmas Is almost here, So I think We finally need To talk About your issue With the size Of my stocking. I know It bothers you That my stocking Is much longer Than yours, But you can’t Blame me For … Continue reading
Posted in Christmas, Humor, Poetry
Tagged Bad Poetry, Christmas, Christmas poetry, Christmas Stockings, double entendres, Humor, Modern Philosopher, satire, sex, size doesn't matter, the naughty list
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