Tag Archives: The Nite Show with Danny Cashman

Stepping Back Behind The Camera Again

Posted on October 24, 2019 by Austin

Happy Writers’ Day, Modern Philosophers. As many of you know, this is the holiday I created to celebrate my life as a writer.  It always falls on the day after a taping of The Nite Show, and I take the … Continue reading →

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The Highly Anticipated Return of the Sunday Rejects

Posted on November 11, 2018 by Austin

It’s been a long time, Modern Philosophers, since I’ve shared some of my monologue jokes with you. Now that we’ve survived Election Day, I thought we might celebrate by welcoming the Sunday Rejects back to the blog. As you know, … Continue reading →

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That Time I Met Ed Asner

Posted on October 4, 2018 by Austin

If you follow this blog, you know I have met numerous characters since I’ve moved to Maine, Modern Philosophers. There have been Witches, Vampires, Werewolves, Zombies, Aliens, Gargoyles, Greek Gods, Guardian Angels, The Devil, and that crazy lady who offered … Continue reading →

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Deep Thoughts Before Ice Cream

Posted on September 27, 2018 by Austin

I woke up feeling like crap, Modern Philosophers.  And not just because I knew I had to go to work. Even though I was a tad under the weather, I pushed myself to go for my morning run.  I’ve been … Continue reading →

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Sick and Twisted Humor

Posted on February 13, 2018 by Austin

I have been sick the last few days, Modern Philosophers. I was going to write that I felt like $%^&, but this is a family friendly blog, and the truth of the matter is that while I have been under … Continue reading →

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Make America Laugh Again

Posted on January 28, 2017 by Austin

Everyone involved with The Nite Show with Danny Cashman considers it to be their patriotic duty to make America laugh again during these trying times, Modern Philosophers. Sure, it’s much easier to write jokes about President Trump than about President … Continue reading →

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Road Trip!

Posted on January 27, 2017 by Austin

Happy Friday, Modern Philosophers! I’m off from the desk job today because The Nite Show is going on a road trip!  Today, Danny is taking our ragtag troupe of late night rebels to southern Maine for a taping in Westbrook. … Continue reading →

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Carpe Christmas Party!

Posted on December 14, 2016 by Austin

Tonight was the Christmas Party for The Nite Show, Modern Philosophers, and it could not have come at a better time. I had a horrible day at work, we were short staffed, it was wicked busy, and I desperately needed … Continue reading →

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Never Go Full Zombie

Posted on October 28, 2016 by Austin

One of my favorite lines for Tropic Thunder, Ben Stiller’s brilliant documentary about the Vietnam War, Modern Philosophers, is when Robert Downey, Jr. advises Stiller’s character to “Never go full Zombie”. He was way ahead of his time talking about … Continue reading →

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Lucifer vs. Hollywood

Posted on November 29, 2015 by Austin

“You have connections in the television business, right?” The Devil demanded to know as he stormed into the living room. “What’s that now?” I asked distractedly as I looked up from the Jets game. They were actually winning for once, … Continue reading →

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