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Tag Archives: The North Pole
I had the craziest dream last night, Modern Philosophers. Only now, I’m not sure it was a dream. I remained under the covers for hours this morning, replaying it in my head and thinking more and more that rather than … Continue reading
Christmas is next weekend, Modern Philosophers, which means the Elves at Santa’s Workshop are working double shifts, Santa Claus’ cardiologist is closely monitoring his heart, and the bars at the North Pole never close. “Most wonderful time of the year? … Continue reading
“I’m so sorry I’m late!” The Devil announced merrily as he swept into the living room of The House on the Hill, bringing the frigid Maine winter in with him. “I come bearing eggnog, Christmas cookies, and warm tidings from … Continue reading
I think there’s an excellent chance that President Elect Trump was the Grinch or Ebeneezer Scrooge in a previous life, Modern Philosophers. I say this because today, Trump spoke out against a minority that had, to this point, escaped his … Continue reading