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Tag Archives: The North Pole
Am I Santa Claus???
I had the craziest dream last night, Modern Philosophers. Only now, I’m not sure it was a dream. I remained under the covers for hours this morning, replaying it in my head and thinking more and more that rather than … Continue reading
Posted in Christmas, Humor
Tagged Christmas, Christmas magic, double life, Humor, Merry Christmas!, Modern Philosopher, Santa Claus, sarcasm, satire, secret idtentity, The North Pole
8 Comments
Santa Considers Transition to Gift Cards
Christmas is next weekend, Modern Philosophers, which means the Elves at Santa’s Workshop are working double shifts, Santa Claus’ cardiologist is closely monitoring his heart, and the bars at the North Pole never close. “Most wonderful time of the year? … Continue reading
Posted in Christmas, Humor, Politics
Tagged Christmas, Christmas Humor, Does Trump hate Santa Claus, How can Santa afford all those toys, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Santa Claus, Santa's Workshop, the economic impact of Trump's Presidency on Christmas, The North Pole, why gift cards are the worst Christmas presents
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When Santa Met Satan…
“I’m so sorry I’m late!” The Devil announced merrily as he swept into the living room of The House on the Hill, bringing the frigid Maine winter in with him. “I come bearing eggnog, Christmas cookies, and warm tidings from … Continue reading
Posted in Christmas, Humor, Writing
Tagged celebrity friends, Christmas, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Santa Claus, Santa Claus' naughty list, sarcasm, satire, short story, The Devil, The North Pole
7 Comments
Trump: Santa’s Elves Stealing American Jobs
I think there’s an excellent chance that President Elect Trump was the Grinch or Ebeneezer Scrooge in a previous life, Modern Philosophers. I say this because today, Trump spoke out against a minority that had, to this point, escaped his … Continue reading
Posted in Christmas, Humor, Politics
Tagged Christmas, Donald Trump, Economy, Humor, jobs, Modern Philosopher, Santa Claus, Santa's Elves, sarcasm, satire, The North Pole
17 Comments
We’ll Conjure A Merry Christmas…
I love it when the Coven comes to sing Christmas Carols at The House on the Hill, Modern Philosophers. The Witches of Maine have beautiful voices, and a tendency to rewrite favorite songs. “We’ll conjure a Merry Christmas, We’ll conjure … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Christmas, Christmas Carols, Christmas spirit, Humor, Magic, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, The North Pole, Witches
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