Tag Archives: The Oscars

Investing In The Oscars

Posted on March 4, 2018 by Austin

The Devil appeared at my front door in an impeccably tailored tuxedo.  He looked like he’d just stepped off the cover of a fashion magazine. Meanwhile, I was schlepping around in ratty sweatpants, my Nite Show fleece, and a Yankees … Continue reading →

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How To Date Like An Oscar Contender

Posted on February 25, 2017 by Austin

The Academy Awards are this weekend, Modern Philosophers, and as a screenwriter, it has always been my dream to win an Oscar. Just like it’s always been my dream to find true love and live happily ever after. I haven’t … Continue reading →

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The Statue of the Damned

Posted on February 28, 2016 by Austin

“You know what I like most about the Oscars?” The Devil asked as he passed me the platter of his Hellfire Wings. “Checking to make sure that you are better dressed than any of the men in attendance?” I quipped … Continue reading →

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The Oscars’ Alarming Lack Of Star Wars Diversity

Posted on February 28, 2016 by Austin

The Academy Awards are tonight, Modern Philosophers, and I really don’t care. As a screenwriter, NYU Film School graduate, and card carrying Film Nerd, the Oscars are supposed to be my celluloid version of the Super Bowl. By now, I … Continue reading →

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