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Tag Archives: The Silence of the Lambs
The Early Bird Gets The Home Renovation
Holly stifled a yawn before taking an extra large gulp of her coffee. It was a beautiful Autumn morning in Maine, but maybe a little too early for Holly’s liking. As always, the best friends were seated on their favorite … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged best friends, flash fiction, home improvements, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Religion, Sarcasm, satire, short story, social distancing, The Silence of the Lambs
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Confession: I Have A Stranger In My Cellar!
I have a confession to make, Modern Philosophers: I have a stranger in my cellar. Don’t worry, though, I’m not going to use his skin to make myself a suit like Buffalo Bill planned to do in The Silence of … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged basements, Buffalo Bill, furnace cleaning, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, social anxiety, stranger danger, The Silence of the Lambs
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Storage Wars Crew Discovers Hannibal Lecter’s Summer Storage Unit
A&E wasn’t sure how it was going to promote its latest spinoff of the popular Storage Wars franchise, this one set in Maine, but the producers had a hunch that inspiration would hit them. Today, inspiration smashed them across the … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged A&E, cook books, Hannibal Lecter, Humor, Maine, Modern Philosopher, Reality TV, sarcasm, satire, Storage Wars, television, The Silence of the Lambs
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Friday Night Think Thank: Academy Awards Edition
Happy Friday of Oscar Weekend, Modern Philosophers! I’ve always fantasized about winning an Academy Award, so I like to think of watching the ceremony every year as research for how to do things the year I’m finally nominated. For this … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Academy Awards, Humor, Modern Philosophers, Oscars, satire, The Silence of the Lambs, think tank
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