Tag Archives: The Silence of the Lambs

The Early Bird Gets The Home Renovation

Posted on October 3, 2021 by Austin

Holly stifled a yawn before taking an extra large gulp of her coffee. It was a beautiful Autumn morning in Maine, but maybe a little too early for Holly’s liking.  As always, the best friends were seated on their favorite … Continue reading →

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Confession: I Have A Stranger In My Cellar!

Posted on August 25, 2015 by Austin

I have a confession to make, Modern Philosophers:  I have a stranger in my cellar. Don’t worry, though, I’m not going to use his skin to make myself a suit like Buffalo Bill planned to do in The Silence of … Continue reading →

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Storage Wars Crew Discovers Hannibal Lecter’s Summer Storage Unit

Posted on September 10, 2013 by Austin

A&E wasn’t sure how it was going to promote its latest spinoff of the popular Storage Wars franchise, this one set in Maine, but the producers had a hunch that inspiration would hit them. Today, inspiration smashed them across the … Continue reading →

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Friday Night Think Thank: Academy Awards Edition

Posted on February 22, 2013 by Austin

Happy Friday of Oscar Weekend, Modern Philosophers!  I’ve always fantasized about winning an Academy Award, so I like to think of watching the ceremony every year as research for how to do things the year I’m finally nominated. For this … Continue reading →

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