Tag Archives: The Walking Dead

Georgia Governor Looks To Turn The Walking Dead Into A Documentary

I don’t even know what to say anymore, Modern Philosophers, about people who refuse to wear a mask during a pandemic. I mean, I know what I want to say, but this is a family friendly blog, so I can’t … Continue reading

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Could Darth Vader Defeat Beta’s Walker Herd?

With all this free time on my hands, Modern Philosophers, I’ve spent countless hours wrestling with the great Philosophical debates of our time. Lately, I’ve grown bored with the great debates, and moved onto to other burning questions that really … Continue reading

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Never Go Full Zombie

One of my favorite lines for Tropic Thunder, Ben Stiller’s brilliant documentary about the Vietnam War, Modern Philosophers, is when Robert Downey, Jr. advises Stiller’s character to “Never go full Zombie”. He was way ahead of his time talking about … Continue reading

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Trump Considering Negan For Secretary Of State

Just when I thought Future President Trump couldn’t possibly shock me again, Modern Philosophers, he totally blew my mind. In a press conference held outside of Trump Tower, the Belligerent Billionaire announced that he has made a choice for Secretary … Continue reading

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Is Trump The Zombie King?

I’m getting ready to watch The Walking Dead, Modern Philosophers, so I’ve definitely got zombies on my mind, but I think I’m on to something. Does the popularity of The Walking Dead explain why Donald Trump is doing so well … Continue reading

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Supergirl and The Walking Dead Crossover Set For May Sweeps

Faster than a speeding bullet, Supergirl has shot up my list of must watch TV shows, Modern Philosophers. That’s why I wanted to leap over tall buildings in a single bound when I heard that TV’s sexiest Superhero would be … Continue reading

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Zombie Columbus Gets Lost On Its Way To Eat Your Brain

Columbus Day in Maine, Modern Philosophers, has been easily absorbed into the state’s month long Halloween Season Celebration. The All Hallows Society long ago took pity on poor Christopher Columbus, realized that the holiday named in his honor was becoming … Continue reading

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Zombie Claus? Santa Wants A Walking Dead Cameo For Christmas

Today, Modern Philosophers, I got to ask the question that everyone thinks about at some point during the Christmas Season: What does Santa Claus want for Christmas? “Ho!  Ho!  Ho!  Thanks for asking, Austin,” Santa Claus responded via Skype.  “I’m … Continue reading

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I’m Dreaming Of A Zombie Christmas

I’m dreaming Of a Zombie Christmas, And not sleeping well, Which blows. When I close my eyes, I can only hear Hungry Zombies Trudging through the snow. I’m dreaming Of a Zombie Christmas Haunted by nightmares Bloody and gray, They … Continue reading

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Don’t Forget About Zombie Safety On Thanksgiving!

As Thanksgiving approaches, Modern Philosophers, it is very easy to let down our guard as the Holiday Spirit consumes us and we consume large quantities of food. The Maine Department For Safety Against Zombies and The Maine Zombie Census Bureau … Continue reading

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