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Maine Thermometers Ordered To Go To Counseling For Being So Damn Negative
Originally posted on The Return of the Modern Philosopher:
In a stunning move and a ridiculous misuse of his power, Maine Governor Paul LePage announced that all thermometers in the state had to attend mandatory counseling sessions to address their…
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged brrrrr, cold, freezing, Humor, Maine, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, thermometers, weather, wind chills, winter
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Maine Thermometers Ordered To Go To Counseling For Being So Damn Negative
In a stunning move and a ridiculous misuse of his power, Maine Governor Paul LePage announced that all thermometers in the state had to attend mandatory counseling sessions to address their constant negativity. “Thermometers need to learn that their attitudes … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged below zero temps, freezing temps, Humor, Maine, Modern Philosophers, satire, thermometers, wind chill arctic blast
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