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Maine Thermometers Ordered To Go To Counseling For Being So Damn Negative

Originally posted on The Return of the Modern Philosopher:
In a stunning move and a ridiculous misuse of his power, Maine Governor Paul LePage announced that all thermometers in the state had to attend mandatory counseling sessions to address their…

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Maine Thermometers Ordered To Go To Counseling For Being So Damn Negative

In a stunning move and a ridiculous misuse of his power, Maine Governor Paul LePage announced that all thermometers in the state had to attend mandatory counseling sessions to address their constant negativity. “Thermometers need to learn that their attitudes … Continue reading

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