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Three Chairs On A Porch: Two Lookers & An Average Joe
Welcome back to The House on the Hill, Modern Philosophers! I’ve been trying to space out episodes of “Three Chairs on a Porch” because they have been attracting enormous crowds, and I didn’t want to upset my neighbors. With Halloween … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Halloween, Headless Horseman, Humor, Modern Philosopher, satire, sexy, talk show, The Invisible Man, three chairs
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Three Chairs On A Porch: Two Lost Souls & An Aquaphobe
Happy Columbus Day Weekend, Modern Philosophers! I’ve put together a very special Columbus Day edition of “Three Chairs on a Porch” for you. Maine’s highest rated talk show with the non-human demographic is set on the front porch of The … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Christoper Columbus, Columbus Day, Gilligan's Island, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, talk show, three chairs, TV
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Three Chairs On A Porch: Two Nut Jobs & A PhD
I’ve had a really nutty day, Modern Philosophers, so please be patient with me as I distractedly welcome you to the talk show that ranks #1 with Otherworldly Beings in Maine. Thanks for making us #1! How the show works: … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged ballet, fashion, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Mr. Peanut, nutcracker, Sarcasm, satire, talk show, three chairs
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Three Chairs On A Porch: Two Friends Of Dorothy & The Man Behind The Toga
Somewhere, at the end of an invisible rainbow, Maine’s favorite talk show set on a front porch reminds us that we are not in Kansas at all. Welcome, Modern Philosophers, not to Munchkinland, but to The House on the Hill … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Dorothy, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, Scarecrow, talk show, three chairs, Wizard of Oz
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Three Chairs On A Porch: Two Strange Bedfellows & A Sleepwalker
I know I’m ignoring Dr. Jekyll’s advice, Modern Philosophers, but I’ve found another way to deal with my dear friend Insomnia. I’ve invited her to be a guest on Maine’s favorite talk show set on a front porch. It turns … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Love, Philosophy
Tagged forbidden love, Humor, insomnia, Modern Philosopher, Rip Van Winkle, Romance, satire, talk show, three chairs, True Love
20 Comments
Three Chairs On A Porch: Two Godfathers & A Consigliere
After two chaotic and violent episodes of Maine’s favorite porch based talk show, I informed the interns that I would book the guests for tonight’s show. As you know, the premise of “Three Chairs on a Porch” is that two … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy, Writing
Tagged Greek Gods, Humor, Michael Corleone, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, talk show, The Godfather, three chairs, Zeus
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Three Chairs On A Porch: Two Former Coworkers & An Innocent Bystander
Modern Philosophers, welcome to an impromptu, totally unplanned, and nearly apocalyptic new edition of “Three Chairs on a Porch”, the only Maine talk show set on the front porch of The House on the Hill. Sunday is supposed to be … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged angels, apocalypse, conversation, Devil, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Religion, Sarcasm, satire, talk show, three chairs
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Three Chairs On A Porch: Two Chick Magnets & An Egghead
“Three Chairs on a Porch” is back, Modern Philosophers, and I promise that Maine’s fastest growing talk show is going to be a real riot tonight! As always, I welcomed two celebrities with a vague connection to join me on … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged chaos, chat, Colonel Sanders, conversation, fried chicken, Humor, Modern Philosopher, San Diego Chicken, satire, talk show, three chairs
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Three Chairs On A Porch: Two Captains & A General Nuisance
The highest rated talk show set on a front porch in Maine is back, Modern Philosophers! It’s a gorgeous night, so we had to squeeze in another edition of “Three Chairs on a Porch” just so we could take advantage … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy, Writing
Tagged Captain America, Captain Crunch, cereal, chat, Comic Books, Humor, Modern Philosopher, movies, satire, talk show, The Avengers, three chairs
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Three Chairs On A Porch: Two Slayers & A Guy In A Killer Toga
Since the feedback has been so overwhelmingly positive and because the weather is beautiful again tonight, I’m back with another edition of Maine’s favorite talk show, “Three Chairs on a Porch”. For those of you just tuning in, the premise … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Abe Lincoln, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, conversation, Humor, Modern Philosopher, movies, satire, talk show, three chairs, TV, Vampires
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