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Tag Archives: Thursday
Why Didn’t The Pilgrims Discover Thanksgiving On A Monday?
I don’t know much about the Pilgrims, Modern Philosophers, other than that they were extremely sharp dressers, they loved to travel by boat, and they knew how to throw a righteous feast. I remember there being some movie about their … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged aliens, history, holiday, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Monday, Pilgrims, Sarcasm, satire, Thanksgiving, Thursday
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Thursday Night Fights
Originally posted on The Return of the Modern Philosopher:
We were out in my driveway, doing our usual Thursday night bare knuckle fight club, when the friend I had just slammed across the cheek with a vicious right hook uttered,…
Posted in Humor, Philosophy, Writing
Tagged fiction, Fight Club, friends, Holidays, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, short story, Thursday
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Think Of It As Friday Eve
A fog of confusion hung over The House on the Hill this morning, Modern Philosophers. I awakened from an odd dream convinced that it was Friday (which would be a good thing), and realized I had not prepared or purchased … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Friday, gargoyle, Ghosts, Humor, Leprechaun, Modern Philosopher, potluck, Sarcasm, satire, Thursday, work week
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Thursday Morning Coffee Club: 10/16/14
Happy Thursday, Modern Philosophers! You’ve been such a fun and supportive group of blog followers lately, that I thought I would reward you with a very rare Thursday Morning Coffee Club. Can you feel the blog love I’m sending your … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy, Writing
Tagged day off, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, The Nite Show, Thursday, Writer's Day, writing
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Still Just Running…
Happy Thursday, Modern Philosophers! Just wanted to send a quick thank you to those of you who messaged me to ask if I’m still running, since I hadn’t written a running post this week. Yes, Modern Philosophers, I did go … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged dedication, exercise, Humor, Modern Philosopher, running, Sarcasm, satire, Thursday
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