Tag Archives: Tim Tebow

Patriots Face Wrath Of God After Cutting Tim Tebow

Posted on August 31, 2013 by Austin

God has made it known via a spokesperson that the New England Patriots shall now face His wrath after the team cut Tim Tebow, the popular quarterback, from its roster. “God is not pleased at the news regarding Tim Tebow’s … Continue reading →

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BREAKING: Tim Tebow Crosses Grand Canyon Without Using Tightrope

Posted on June 23, 2013 by Austin

Mere seconds after Nik Wallenda crossed the Grand Canyon via a tightrope, New England Patriots Quarterback Tim Tebow ran across without the use of either the rope or a balancing pole. “I didn’t need a wire or a net because … Continue reading →

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NY Jets, Desperate To Ditch Tim Tebow, Tell Him He’s Been Traded To New Franchise In Maine

Posted on April 29, 2013 by Austin

In honor of Tim Tebow’s being released by the Jets today, I thought I’d repost this one. Good luck, Tim!

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