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Tag Archives: Tim Tebow
Patriots Face Wrath Of God After Cutting Tim Tebow
God has made it known via a spokesperson that the New England Patriots shall now face His wrath after the team cut Tim Tebow, the popular quarterback, from its roster. “God is not pleased at the news regarding Tim Tebow’s … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Bill Belichick, Football, God, Humor, Modern Philosopher, New England Patriots, Pope Francis, Sarcasm, satire, Tebow cut, Tim Tebow, wrath of God
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BREAKING: Tim Tebow Crosses Grand Canyon Without Using Tightrope
Mere seconds after Nik Wallenda crossed the Grand Canyon via a tightrope, New England Patriots Quarterback Tim Tebow ran across without the use of either the rope or a balancing pole. “I didn’t need a wire or a net because … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Football, Grand Canyon, Humor, New England Patriots, satire, stunts, tightrope, Tim Tebow
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NY Jets, Desperate To Ditch Tim Tebow, Tell Him He’s Been Traded To New Franchise In Maine
In honor of Tim Tebow’s being released by the Jets today, I thought I’d repost this one. Good luck, Tim!
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Football, Humor, Modern Philosopher, NFL, NY Jets, satire, Tebow released, Tim Tebow
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