Tag Archives: Time Machine

A Time Machine For Mom

Posted on May 10, 2020 by Austin

I have a peculiar Mother’s Day tradition, Modern Philosophers. I like to spend the day in the garage working on my time machine.  I’ve been building it for years, and not making much progress, but I always set aside time … Continue reading →

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What To Do When Your Date Reveals She’s A Time Traveler

Posted on July 18, 2015 by Austin

I was out in the garage, tinkering with my time machine, Modern Philosophers, when I had the Deep Thought that it was time to write a new dating tips post. As time travel was on my mind, I thought I’d … Continue reading →

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Turkeys Building Time Machine To Alter Menu At First Thanksgiving

Posted on November 19, 2014 by Austin

The turkeys are at it again, Modern Philosophers! Just two days after their Mad Turkey Disease Hoax was uncovered (Turkeys Admit To Hoax), the North American Society of Turkeys – East (NAST-E) is back in the news. This time, however, … Continue reading →

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Friday Night Think Tank: Dead End Edition

Posted on May 3, 2013 by Austin

Welcome to The Friday Night Think Tank, Modern Philosophers! For our weekly philosophical gathering, I thought we’d change things up a little and wade down into the deeper end of the pool.  It’s been a weird week, so my mind … Continue reading →

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Let’s Have a Deep Thought Orgy on Time Travel!

Posted on November 23, 2012 by Austin

As we head into the weekend, Modern Philosophers, I thought I’d try something a little different.  I’m going to give you a prompt for Deep Thoughts and request that you use the comment section on this post to share with … Continue reading →

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A Quick Insight into My Obsession with Time Travel

Posted on November 18, 2012 by Austin

As you might be able to deduce from my decision to use a photo of Doc Brown from “Back to the Future” as my profile pic on the blog, I am a bit of a fan (obsessed with) of time … Continue reading →

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