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Tag Archives: Time Machine
A Time Machine For Mom
I have a peculiar Mother’s Day tradition, Modern Philosophers. I like to spend the day in the garage working on my time machine. I’ve been building it for years, and not making much progress, but I always set aside time … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Love
Tagged family, Humor, Love, Modern Philosopher, Mom, Mother's Day, sarcasm, satire, Time Machine, Time Travel
8 Comments
What To Do When Your Date Reveals She’s A Time Traveler
I was out in the garage, tinkering with my time machine, Modern Philosophers, when I had the Deep Thought that it was time to write a new dating tips post. As time travel was on my mind, I thought I’d … Continue reading
Posted in Dating, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged dating tips, first date, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Online Dating, Relationships, Sarcasm, satire, Technology, Time Machine, Time Travel
51 Comments
Friday Night Think Tank: Springing Ahead Again
We made it to Friday night, Modern Philosophers! Your reward for that is a trip to The Think Tank and a funny, inspirational story about the power of blogs. This post about Bryan Adams that I wrote two years ago … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Love, Philosophy
Tagged Back to the Future, Humor, milestones, Modern Philosopher, Relationships, Sarcasm, satire, Spring Ahead, Time Machine, Time Travel, writing
11 Comments
Turkeys Building Time Machine To Alter Menu At First Thanksgiving
The turkeys are at it again, Modern Philosophers! Just two days after their Mad Turkey Disease Hoax was uncovered (Turkeys Admit To Hoax), the North American Society of Turkeys – East (NAST-E) is back in the news. This time, however, … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged First Thanksgiving, food, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, Thanksgiving, Time Machine, Time Travel, Turkeys
20 Comments
Modern Philosopher Phortune Cookies Phrom The Phuture!
“Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Give a man a time machine, and he’ll not only have a chance to change the past, present, and future, but he’ll most likely never have a chance … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Back to the Future, fortune cookies, Humor, Modern Philosopher, satire, Time Machine, Time Travel, wisdom
27 Comments
Friday Night Think Tank: Dead End Edition
Welcome to The Friday Night Think Tank, Modern Philosophers! For our weekly philosophical gathering, I thought we’d change things up a little and wade down into the deeper end of the pool. It’s been a weird week, so my mind … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged dead end, Death, Deep Thought, future, Modern Philosopher, think tank, Time Machine
60 Comments
Let’s Have a Deep Thought Orgy on Time Travel!
As we head into the weekend, Modern Philosophers, I thought I’d try something a little different. I’m going to give you a prompt for Deep Thoughts and request that you use the comment section on this post to share with … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Deep Thoughts, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Philosophy, Plus One, Time Machine, Time Travel
79 Comments
A Quick Insight into My Obsession with Time Travel
As you might be able to deduce from my decision to use a photo of Doc Brown from “Back to the Future” as my profile pic on the blog, I am a bit of a fan (obsessed with) of time … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Comedy, Humor, Modern Philosopher, satire, Time Machine, Time Travel
12 Comments
