Tag Archives: Time Travel

Happy Birthday Time Machine

Today is my birthday, Modern Philosophers, so as per tradition, I have handed over control of the blog to the interns so I can celebrate and stuff my face with cake. However, those lovable scamps, who seem to do nothing … Continue reading

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Time Traveling Turkeys

“I’ve been giving it a lot of thought, and it seems that it would be in turkeys’ best interest to develop a time machine,” I announced to my Sunday guest as I fished a fresh bottle of Snapple out of … Continue reading

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First Kisses Are Hell

“Looks like you’re really making progress on your time machine,” The Devil commented as he returned the blue prints he’d been examining to the living room table. As always, my Sunday guest was dressed in an impeccably tailored suit, the … Continue reading

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Trick or Treat or Time Travel

Justin exploded up off the couch excitedly the second he heard the knock at the front door. He loved Halloween, but rarely got any trick or treaters.  He didn’t understand why since he lived in a nice neighborhood.  The rumor … Continue reading

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Enchantment Under The Death Star

This week, Modern Philosophers, I’m excited to announce that The Friday Night Think Tank is going to time travel back to a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away… That’s right, gang, our weekly philosophical exercise is going … Continue reading

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Space Explorer, Time Traveler, or Jedi Knight?

Welcome to The Friday Night Think Tank, Modern Philosophers! It has been a very long week, both literally and figuratively, as I worked over 50 hours between the desk job and The Nite Show.  I didn’t sleep well due to … Continue reading

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Let’s Time Travel to the First Christmas

‘Twas the Friday before Christmas, and at The House on the Hill, the Modern Philosophers were gathered for their Friday night thrill… Welcome to the Friday Night Think Tank, Modern Philosophers.  I’m so glad this week is over because I … Continue reading

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