Tag Archives: Time Travel

Punting the Pigskin

Posted on September 11, 2022 by Austin

“Are you ready for some football?” Holly asked excitedly as she pointed to her Patriots jersey. Aaron rolled his eyes and took a long sip of his Snapple. It was the first Sunday of the NFL season, and the best … Continue reading →

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Run And Tell The Angels Champ’s Not A Time Traveler

Posted on June 30, 2022 by Austin

I made a surprise bonus post of my latest serial last night, Modern Philosophers. By now, many of you have read chapter 10 and contacted me via all forms of social media to share your thoughts.  All those comments mentioned … Continue reading →

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June Bug

Posted on June 5, 2022 by Austin

“I cannot believe it’s already June,” Holly said with a sigh as she carefully stretched her arms over her head so as to not spill her coffee. It was the first Sunday in June, and the best friends were seated … Continue reading →

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Time Travelers Wanted

Posted on May 30, 2022 by Austin

I never look at the classifieds, Modern Philosophers. I already have a job that pays well, so there’s no need to go looking for anything else.  To be honest, I’d hate to find a job that I love so much … Continue reading →

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Rebooting the Franchise

Posted on January 16, 2022 by Austin

“If life came with a Reset button, do you think you’d ever have the courage, or maybe the total lack of hope for your future, necessary to push it?” Aaron hit her with the heavy philosophical question after taking a … Continue reading →

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Try To See It My Way

Posted on May 23, 2021 by Austin

It was a beautiful morning in Maine, and perfect weather for an outing along the river walk.  It was 70 degrees, there wasn’t a cloud in the sky, and sun was shining brightly. Holly loved this time of year.  As … Continue reading →

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A Time Machine For Mom

Posted on May 10, 2020 by Austin

I have a peculiar Mother’s Day tradition, Modern Philosophers. I like to spend the day in the garage working on my time machine.  I’ve been building it for years, and not making much progress, but I always set aside time … Continue reading →

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The Eternal Winter Of My Discontent

Posted on May 9, 2020 by Austin

When I woke up this morning, Modern Philosophers, it was snowing.  It was coming down quite hard and already sticking. At first, I was angry because it’s not supposed to snow in Maine.  The 182 Days of Terror clearly end … Continue reading →

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The Other End Of The Tunnel

Posted on November 10, 2019 by Austin

Sally and Justin walked hand in hand along the path that lined the river. It was an overcast autumn afternoon in Maine, and Sally was bundled up accordingly.  Justin, on the other hand, wore a light jacket and his ever … Continue reading →

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A Tear In The Vacation Time/Space Continuum

Posted on September 2, 2019 by Austin

Science has never been my strong suit, Modern Philosophers, but I’ve always had this theory that time speeds up whenever I am on vacation. I think it has something to do with a tear in the space/time continuum, but don’t … Continue reading →

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