Tag Archives: Time Travel

A Time Machine For Mom

Posted on May 10, 2020 by Austin

I have a peculiar Mother’s Day tradition, Modern Philosophers. I like to spend the day in the garage working on my time machine.  I’ve been building it for years, and not making much progress, but I always set aside time … Continue reading →

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The Eternal Winter Of My Discontent

Posted on May 9, 2020 by Austin

When I woke up this morning, Modern Philosophers, it was snowing.  It was coming down quite hard and already sticking. At first, I was angry because it’s not supposed to snow in Maine.  The 182 Days of Terror clearly end … Continue reading →

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The Other End Of The Tunnel

Posted on November 10, 2019 by Austin

Sally and Justin walked hand in hand along the path that lined the river. It was an overcast autumn afternoon in Maine, and Sally was bundled up accordingly.  Justin, on the other hand, wore a light jacket and his ever … Continue reading →

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Run Like You’re An Hour Younger

Posted on November 3, 2019 by Austin

Did you remember to turn back the clocks, Modern Philosophers? While I’ve never been a fan of this state mandated form of time travel, I really don’t have much to do to comply with it.  All the clocks in my … Continue reading →

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A Tear In The Vacation Time/Space Continuum

Posted on September 2, 2019 by Austin

Science has never been my strong suit, Modern Philosophers, but I’ve always had this theory that time speeds up whenever I am on vacation. I think it has something to do with a tear in the space/time continuum, but don’t … Continue reading →

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A Cooler, More Efficient Form Of Time Travel

Posted on August 11, 2019 by Austin

A bunch of us were out on the porch talking about time travel last night, Modern Philosophers. In other words, it was a typical Saturday night at The House on the Hill. We had just returned from the garage, where … Continue reading →

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My Journey To The Dark Ages

Posted on July 27, 2018 by Austin

While I am obsessed with time travel, there is no way I would choose to journey back to The Dark Ages when I finally get my time machine working, Modern Philosophers. That being said, I somehow found myself back in … Continue reading →

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One Million Dollars Needed For Social Science Experiment

Posted on April 28, 2018 by Austin

It’s time for the blog to get philosophical, Modern Philosophers. I didn’t come to this decision randomly.  I was sitting out on the porch the other day, reading a book, and minding my own business when the DeLorean materialized out … Continue reading →

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Happy Birthday Time Machine

Posted on January 6, 2018 by Austin

Today is my birthday, Modern Philosophers, so as per tradition, I have handed over control of the blog to the interns so I can celebrate and stuff my face with cake. However, those lovable scamps, who seem to do nothing … Continue reading →

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Time Traveling Turkeys

Posted on November 19, 2017 by Austin

“I’ve been giving it a lot of thought, and it seems that it would be in turkeys’ best interest to develop a time machine,” I announced to my Sunday guest as I fished a fresh bottle of Snapple out of … Continue reading →

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