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Tag Archives: Time Travel
A Cooler, More Efficient Form Of Time Travel
A bunch of us were out on the porch talking about time travel last night, Modern Philosophers. In other words, it was a typical Saturday night at The House on the Hill. We had just returned from the garage, where … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged Humor, inventions, Modern Philosopher, sarcasm, satire, Science, time machines, Time Travel
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My Journey To The Dark Ages
While I am obsessed with time travel, there is no way I would choose to journey back to The Dark Ages when I finally get my time machine working, Modern Philosophers. That being said, I somehow found myself back in … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged blackout, Dark Ages, Humor, Maine, Modern Philosopher, power outage, sarcasm, satire, Technology, Time Travel
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One Million Dollars Needed For Social Science Experiment
It’s time for the blog to get philosophical, Modern Philosophers. I didn’t come to this decision randomly. I was sitting out on the porch the other day, reading a book, and minding my own business when the DeLorean materialized out … Continue reading
Happy Birthday Time Machine
Today is my birthday, Modern Philosophers, so as per tradition, I have handed over control of the blog to the interns so I can celebrate and stuff my face with cake. However, those lovable scamps, who seem to do nothing … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Love
Tagged birthday memories, falling in love, first dates, Happy Birthday, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Relationships, sarcasm, satire, Texas Roadhouse, Time Travel
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Time Traveling Turkeys
“I’ve been giving it a lot of thought, and it seems that it would be in turkeys’ best interest to develop a time machine,” I announced to my Sunday guest as I fished a fresh bottle of Snapple out of … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor
Tagged flash fiction, Humor, Modern Philosopher, sarcasm, satire, short story, Sundays With Satan Short Story Series, Thanksgiving, The Devil, Time Travel
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First Kisses Are Hell
“Looks like you’re really making progress on your time machine,” The Devil commented as he returned the blue prints he’d been examining to the living room table. As always, my Sunday guest was dressed in an impeccably tailored suit, the … Continue reading
Trick or Treat or Time Travel
Justin exploded up off the couch excitedly the second he heard the knock at the front door. He loved Halloween, but rarely got any trick or treaters. He didn’t understand why since he lived in a nice neighborhood. The rumor … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor
Tagged flash fiction, Halloween, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Relationships, sarcasm, satire, short story, Star Wars, Time Travel, trick-or-treat
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