Tag Archives: Times Square

A Fishbowl Of Confetti, Confusion, And Greed

Posted on January 3, 2016 by Austin

“I don’t know why you ever left New York,” The Devil declared as he strode across the living room with a large tray of his famous Hellfire Wings in tow.  “I spent New Year’s Eve there, and if not for … Continue reading →

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Times Square To Drop Jeb Bush Instead Of Ball On New Year’s Eve

Posted on December 30, 2015 by Austin

In what many see as a last ditch effort to win the attention of American voters, Jeb Bush has arranged to become the centerpiece of the traditional New Year’s Eve Ball Drop in Times Square, Modern Philosophers. The giant lighted … Continue reading →

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The Devil’s Review Of Hell On Earth

Posted on January 1, 2015 by Austin

“The whole reason I come up here is to get some time away from Hell,” The Devil whined as he plopped down onto the couch next to me. In his hand, he held the bag of Humpty Dumpty BBQ Chips … Continue reading →

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Protesters Demand That Baby New Year Wear More Clothes

Posted on December 29, 2014 by Austin

A group calling themselves Guardians Rallying Against Naked New Year (GRANNY) picketed outside of City Hall in New York City today, Modern Philosophers, demanding that the New Year’s Eve Time Square Ball Drop be canceled unless Baby New Year puts … Continue reading →

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Times Square Ball Drop Moved Due To Noise Complaints

Posted on December 29, 2013 by Austin

I sometimes really miss New York, Modern Philosophers.  You can take the Modern Philosopher out of Brooklyn, but you can’t quite take the Brooklyn accent out of the Modern Philosopher. If you don’t believe me, you should ask me to … Continue reading →

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