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A Plea To Nike For Updated Running Toga Technology
Dear Nike, Since your company is named after a Greek goddess, I thought that you would be the ones to approach about a much needed update in running toga technology. I know you’re busy raking in billions from your very … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Ancient Greeks, athletic gear, business idea, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Nike, running, running apparel, sarcasm, satire, togas
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