Tag Archives: Tom Brady

The Brady Crunch

Posted on October 9, 2022 by Austin

“If Tom Brady can’t make marriage work, what hope do the rest of us have?” Aaron declared solemnly before taking a long chug of his Snapple. It was the Sunday before Indigenous Peoples Day and it was cold and foggy … Continue reading →

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Tom Brady Can’t Catch

Posted on February 5, 2018 by Austin

Tom Brady is many things, Modern Philosophers. He is a five time Super Bowl champion. He is the NFL’s reigning Most Valuable Player. He is the holder of numerous Super Bowl records. He is the husband of a supermodel. What … Continue reading →

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Vegas Sets Odds For The Name Of Patriots’ Next Scandal

Posted on September 10, 2015 by Austin

Are you ready for some football, Modern Philosophers? The 2015 NFL Season kicks off tonight with a battle between the defending Super Bowl Champion New England Patriots and the Pittsburgh Steelers. We are just one week removed from the Patriots’ … Continue reading →

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NFL Suspends Tom Brady For Breaking Geno Smith’s Jaw

Posted on August 12, 2015 by Austin

New England Patriots quarterback, and former NFL Golden Boy, Tom Brady was  suspended today for the remainder of the upcoming season for breaking the jaw of New York Jets quarterback Geno Smith. NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell gleefully made the announcement … Continue reading →

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We’re Here To Pump You Up

Posted on January 21, 2015 by Austin

Hey, New England Patriots, We heard about Your girlie Deflated footballs. Why don’t You use ones That are Fully inflated? Is it because Your tiny Girlie hands Cannot hold them? Were you worried Maybe About breaking A nail? Were you … Continue reading →

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