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Tag Archives: Tom Brady
Tom Brady Can’t Catch
Tom Brady is many things, Modern Philosophers. He is a five time Super Bowl champion. He is the NFL’s reigning Most Valuable Player. He is the holder of numerous Super Bowl records. He is the husband of a supermodel. What … Continue reading
Vegas Sets Odds For The Name Of Patriots’ Next Scandal
Are you ready for some football, Modern Philosophers? The 2015 NFL Season kicks off tonight with a battle between the defending Super Bowl Champion New England Patriots and the Pittsburgh Steelers. We are just one week removed from the Patriots’ … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged betting, Bill Belichick, Football, Humor, Modern Philosopher, New England Patriots, NFL, Sarcasm, satire, scandals, Tom Brady
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NFL Suspends Tom Brady For Breaking Geno Smith’s Jaw
New England Patriots quarterback, and former NFL Golden Boy, Tom Brady was suspended today for the remainder of the upcoming season for breaking the jaw of New York Jets quarterback Geno Smith. NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell gleefully made the announcement … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged deflategate, Football, Geno Smith, Humor, Modern Philosopher, NFL, Roger Goodell, Sarcasm, satire, suspension, Tom Brady
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We’re Here To Pump You Up
Hey, New England Patriots, We heard about Your girlie Deflated footballs. Why don’t You use ones That are Fully inflated? Is it because Your tiny Girlie hands Cannot hold them? Were you worried Maybe About breaking A nail? Were you … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy, Poetry
Tagged Bill Belichick, deflategate, Football, Hans and Franz, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Patriots, Sarcasm, satire, Super Bowl, Tom Brady
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