Tag Archives: Toys

My Girlfriend’s Obsession With The Late Late Toy Show

One of the grand and lovely things about having a Sweet Irish Girlfriend is learning about her customs and traditions. For example, it is customary for her to say things in a very odd manner and then expect this dorky … Continue reading

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Elf Growth Spurt Jeopardizes North Pole Toy Production

It must be something in the water, Modern Philosophers. That’s the only theory North Pole Scientists have been able to come up with to explain the bizarre growth spurt that has affected the Elf population in Santa’s Village over the … Continue reading

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