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Analysts Baffled By Maine’s Egg And Toilet Paper Shortage

Apparently, Maine has caught the attention of economists and market analysts, Modern Philosophers. According to a report released on ConsumerMarketWatch.com, several of the big brain, number crunching, what’s going on with the economy types are befuddled by the current shortage … Continue reading

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The Time Traveling Trick-or-Treater

I was sitting in the living of The House on the Hill, watching the latest episode of “The Walking Dead” on my DVR, when there was a knock on the door. I grumbled, paused the show, straightened out my toga, … Continue reading

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Alien Mothership To Open Landing Bay To Maine Trick-or-Treaters

“The humans are coming!  The humans are coming!”  These were the excited shouts this Modern Philosopher heard today aboard the Glorkovian Mothership that hovers high above the city of Bangor. The young Aliens yelling the words were thrilled that Halloween … Continue reading

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