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Tag Archives: True Love
Does Love Have GPS?
Do you think Love Has GPS? What if The reason I can’t find My special someone Is because She doesn’t live In Maine? What if The Love of My Life Is halfway Around the world, Wandering In a haze, Totally … Continue reading
Posted in Dating, Humor, Love, Philosophy, Poetry
Tagged GPS, Humor, long distance relationship, Love, Modern Philosopher, poem, Relationships, Romantic, Sarcasm, satire, True Love
19 Comments
Modern Philosopher Finds True Love And Decides To Elope
Happy Hump Day, Modern Philosophers! I’ve been keeping a big secret from you, but I think once I share it, you will understand why I’ve been telling you little white lies. I also hope you’ll be extremely happy for me. … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Love, Philosophy
Tagged April Fool's Day, eloping, Humor, Las Vegas, Modern Philosopher, prank, relationship, Sarcasm, satire, True Love, wedding
40 Comments
Stupid Cupid
Stupid Cupid, When ya gonna Find me love? Stop aiming Your arrow Down at me From above. Stupid Cupid, I’m a little worried About your aim. I’ve got a target Come here And I’ll tell you Her name. Stupid Cupid, … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Love, Philosophy, Poetry
Tagged Broken Heart, Cupid, Humor, Modern Philosopher, poem, Relationships, Romance, Sarcasm, satire, True Love, Valentines' Day
20 Comments
I Give Up: The Dating Site For Frustrated Singles Ready To Settle
I’ve discovered an exciting new dating website, Modern Philosophers, that I hope will finally help me find someone special and leave behind the single life. I Give Up calls itself “The dating site for frustrated singles ready to settle down“. … Continue reading
Posted in Dating, Humor, Love, Philosophy
Tagged being single, blind dates, dating, dating tips, dating websites, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Relationships, Sarcasm, satire, True Love
75 Comments
The Flight Of The Gargoyle
Sometimes, When I really Miss you, I remind myself That you’re only A Gargoyle flight Away. I could head To the roof Of The House On the Hill, And ask Gary To take me To visit The Girl Who Owns … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Love, Philosophy, Poetry
Tagged affairs of the heart, distance, Gargoyles, Love, missing you, Modern Philosopher, poem, Romance, True Love
12 Comments
Little White Dress
There is a Little white dress That waits in the Closet of my heart. It is the Most beautiful dress I have ever seen, And it just happens To be your size. You know how I feel about The white … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Love, Philosophy, Poetry
Tagged future, longing, Love, Modern Philosopher, poem, Romance, True Love, white dress
35 Comments
It Had 2 B U
It had To be U. It used To be All about I Until U came along. That’s when My life changed. They told me All vowels Were the same, But clearly U is the one For me. Love found me … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Love, Philosophy, Poetry
Tagged Humor, letters, Modern Philosopher, poem, Romantic, satire, silly, True Love
8 Comments
Riding In Cars With The Cars
Remember when we’d Be driving in your car And The Cars Would come on the radio? I’d serenade you, My voice so horrible, But filled with love. You’d snap off the radio And tell me to settle down. I bet … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Love, Philosophy, Poetry
Tagged love song, Modern Philosopher, poem, Poetry, Romantic, The Cars, True Love
8 Comments
Slow Dance
I wish you were here Because I’d really Like to dance. Wouldn’t it be nice To move slowly across The dance floor? The band playing Only for us, Our bodies so close That you could hear My heart beating “I … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Love, Philosophy, Poetry
Tagged Dance, holding hands, Modern Philosopher, poem, Poetry, Romantic, smitten, True Love, wish
10 Comments
Three Chairs On A Porch: Two Lovebirds & A Hopeless Romantic
All you need is Love, Modern Philosophers. Love is all you need… I’ve had that Beatles classic stuck in my head all day. In fact, I’ve been wandering around in a haze for the last few days, and I’m not … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Love
Tagged Cupid, Humor, Love Potion, Magic, Modern Philosopher, Romance, satire, The Beatles, True Love
19 Comments