Tag Archives: True Love

Does Love Have GPS?

Posted on September 26, 2015 by Austin

Do you think Love Has GPS? What if The reason I can’t find My special someone Is because She doesn’t live In Maine? What if The Love of My Life Is halfway Around the world, Wandering In a haze, Totally … Continue reading →

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Modern Philosopher Finds True Love And Decides To Elope

Posted on April 1, 2015 by Austin

Happy Hump Day, Modern Philosophers! I’ve been keeping a big secret from you, but I think once I share it, you will understand why I’ve been telling you little white lies.  I also hope you’ll be extremely happy for me. … Continue reading →

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Stupid Cupid

Posted on February 10, 2015 by Austin

Stupid Cupid, When ya gonna Find me love? Stop aiming Your arrow Down at me From above. Stupid Cupid, I’m a little worried About your aim. I’ve got a target Come here And I’ll tell you Her name. Stupid Cupid, … Continue reading →

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I Give Up: The Dating Site For Frustrated Singles Ready To Settle

Posted on January 14, 2015 by Austin

I’ve discovered an exciting new dating website, Modern Philosophers, that I hope will finally help me find someone special and leave behind the single life. I Give Up calls itself “The dating site for frustrated singles ready to settle down“. … Continue reading →

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The Flight Of The Gargoyle

Posted on January 28, 2014 by Austin

Sometimes, When I really Miss you, I remind myself That you’re only A Gargoyle flight Away. I could head To the roof Of The House On the Hill, And ask Gary To take me To visit The Girl Who Owns … Continue reading →

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Little White Dress

Posted on January 22, 2014 by Austin

There is a Little white dress That waits in the Closet of my heart. It is the Most beautiful dress I have ever seen, And it just happens To be your size. You know how I feel about The white … Continue reading →

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It Had 2 B U

Posted on November 10, 2013 by Austin

It had To be U. It used To be All about I Until U came along. That’s when My life changed. They told me All vowels Were the same, But clearly U is the one For me. Love found me … Continue reading →

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Riding In Cars With The Cars

Posted on November 3, 2013 by Austin

Remember when we’d Be driving in your car And The Cars Would come on the radio? I’d serenade you, My voice so horrible, But filled with love. You’d snap off the radio And tell me to settle down. I bet … Continue reading →

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Slow Dance

Posted on November 2, 2013 by Austin

I wish you were here Because I’d really Like to dance. Wouldn’t it be nice To move slowly across The dance floor? The band playing Only for us, Our bodies so close That you could hear My heart beating “I … Continue reading →

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Three Chairs On A Porch: Two Lovebirds & A Hopeless Romantic

Posted on October 24, 2013 by Austin

All you need is Love, Modern Philosophers.  Love is all you need… I’ve had that Beatles classic stuck in my head all day.  In fact, I’ve been wandering around in a haze for the last few days, and I’m not … Continue reading →

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