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Tag Archives: Trump 2016
Scariest Costume Goes To…
The runaway winner In the 2016 Scariest Halloween Costume Contest Is… President Trump! With all Precincts reporting, We can Confidently Declare A winner. In a landslide. Voter turnout Was stronger Than expected. Halloween revelers Voted across Party lines. Sure, That … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy, Poetry, Politics
Tagged 2016 Presidential Election, Donald Trump, Halloween, Halloween costumes, Humor, Modern Philosopher, poem, Politics, Sarcasm, satire, Trump 2016
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How To Tell If Your Date Is A Trump Supporter
Okay, Modern Philosophers, I get it. You’re upset at me for not writing a new dating tips post lately. I’m sorry, but I’ve been so busy with running and writing that I haven’t had time to go on a date. … Continue reading
Posted in Dating, Humor, Politics
Tagged 2016 Presidential Election, blind date, dating tips, Donald Trump, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Politics, Relationships, Sarcasm, satire, Trump 2016
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