Tag Archives: Trump

Treason With A Capital Trump

Posted on January 9, 2021 by Austin

It certainly wasn’t the birthday I expected, Modern Philosophers. Of course, it turns out this might not be the country I expected it to be, either. I’m not sure what I want to write about the events that took place … Continue reading →

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Trump Adds 1700 Days to December to Delay Inauguration

Posted on November 21, 2020 by Austin

I’m no legal expert, Modern Philosophers, but I’m pretty sure that Trump’s legal team is getting desperate in their attempts to overturn the results of the 2020 Presidential Election. Not only have they been unable to prove that the dead … Continue reading →

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I See Dead Voters

Posted on November 15, 2020 by Austin

“What really bothers me about the Republicans’ claims of voter fraud is that they claim dead people voted, but they don’t give us any specifics,” Aaron complained from his bench after taking a sip of Snapple. Holly nodded in agreement … Continue reading →

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Trump Creates New States, Awards Himself Their Electoral Votes

Posted on November 14, 2020 by Austin

You’ve got to give the Trump Administration an A for creativity when it comes to finding new ways to avoid conceding the election, Modern Philosophers. In a move that not even the dead people who voted for Joe Biden in … Continue reading →

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CDC Adds Sunday Joyride to Approved Coronavirus Treatments

Posted on October 10, 2020 by Austin

Modern Philosophers, are you tired of waiting around for a Coronavirus vaccine? Are you sick of wearing a mask? Are you done letting the Coronavirus dominate you? Well, there might finally be some good news for you. According to the … Continue reading →

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Trump’s Not So Wise Guys

Posted on October 4, 2020 by Austin

“Do you ever feel like our country is being run by the most inept organized crime family in history?” Aaron asked from where he sat on his side of the running path. Holly lowered her mask, over on her side … Continue reading →

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The Week That Wasn’t

Posted on October 3, 2020 by Austin

This was a very confusing and stressful week, Modern Philosophers. I’ve made it a point to not watch the news anymore, but I’ve had CNN and MSNBC on all day to keep tabs on what is going on with the … Continue reading →

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Will Trump Go After Bookstores Next?

Posted on August 15, 2020 by Austin

You know President Trump isn’t going to stop with putting the US Postal Service out of business, right, Modern Philosophers? He’s like one of those evil bullies from an 80s teen comedy.  The more he succeeds in being a prick, … Continue reading →

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But Trump Saved Us From An Alien Invasion

Posted on August 9, 2020 by Austin

Aaron and Holly were practicing proper social distancing on their favorite benches in the park.  Since they were fifteen feet apart, they had their masks off and were enjoying their favorite beverages on a beautiful Sunday morning. “I spent a … Continue reading →

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The Chinese Food Payoff

Posted on January 25, 2020 by Austin

I’ve learned from the recent news, that using the “quid pro quo” business method can get you into trouble, Modern Philosophers. That’s why I’d like to get out in front of a current incident, and take full responsibility for any … Continue reading →

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