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Tag Archives: Trump
Treason With A Capital Trump
It certainly wasn’t the birthday I expected, Modern Philosophers. Of course, it turns out this might not be the country I expected it to be, either. I’m not sure what I want to write about the events that took place … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics
Tagged Capitol riots, God Bless America, healing, insurrection, Joe Biden, Modern Philosopher, Politics, traitors, treason, Trump, US Capitol
16 Comments
Trump Adds 1700 Days to December to Delay Inauguration
I’m no legal expert, Modern Philosophers, but I’m pretty sure that Trump’s legal team is getting desperate in their attempts to overturn the results of the 2020 Presidential Election. Not only have they been unable to prove that the dead … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics
Tagged Biden, Humor, Inauguration Day, Modern Philosopher, Presidential Election, Sarcasm, satire, stealing the election, Trump, Trump concedes
12 Comments
I See Dead Voters
“What really bothers me about the Republicans’ claims of voter fraud is that they claim dead people voted, but they don’t give us any specifics,” Aaron complained from his bench after taking a sip of Snapple. Holly nodded in agreement … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics
Tagged Biden, flash fiction, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Presidential Election, Sarcasm, satire, short story, Trump, voter fraud
13 Comments
Trump Creates New States, Awards Himself Their Electoral Votes
You’ve got to give the Trump Administration an A for creativity when it comes to finding new ways to avoid conceding the election, Modern Philosophers. In a move that not even the dead people who voted for Joe Biden in … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics
Tagged 2020 Presidential Election, Biden, desperation, Electoral College, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Politics, satire, sore loser, Trump
14 Comments
CDC Adds Sunday Joyride to Approved Coronavirus Treatments
Modern Philosophers, are you tired of waiting around for a Coronavirus vaccine? Are you sick of wearing a mask? Are you done letting the Coronavirus dominate you? Well, there might finally be some good news for you. According to the … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics
Tagged CDC, coronavirus, Covid 19, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Politics, Sarcasm, satire, Trump
6 Comments
Trump’s Not So Wise Guys
“Do you ever feel like our country is being run by the most inept organized crime family in history?” Aaron asked from where he sat on his side of the running path. Holly lowered her mask, over on her side … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged coronavirus, Covid 19, flash fiction, Modern Philosopher, organized crime, Sarcasm, satire, short story, Trump, tumor
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The Week That Wasn’t
This was a very confusing and stressful week, Modern Philosophers. I’ve made it a point to not watch the news anymore, but I’ve had CNN and MSNBC on all day to keep tabs on what is going on with the … Continue reading
Will Trump Go After Bookstores Next?
You know President Trump isn’t going to stop with putting the US Postal Service out of business, right, Modern Philosophers? He’s like one of those evil bullies from an 80s teen comedy. The more he succeeds in being a prick, … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics
Tagged Humor, mail in voting, Modern Philosopher, Politics, Sarcasm, satire, save the post office, Trump, US Postal Service
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But Trump Saved Us From An Alien Invasion
Aaron and Holly were practicing proper social distancing on their favorite benches in the park. Since they were fifteen feet apart, they had their masks off and were enjoying their favorite beverages on a beautiful Sunday morning. “I spent a … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics
Tagged aliens, coronavirus, Covid 19, flash fiction, Humor, Modern Philosopher, sarcasm, satire, short story, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the galaxy, Trump
6 Comments
The Chinese Food Payoff
I’ve learned from the recent news, that using the “quid pro quo” business method can get you into trouble, Modern Philosophers. That’s why I’d like to get out in front of a current incident, and take full responsibility for any … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged Chinese food, current events, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, quid pro quo, sarcasm, satire, The Sure Thing, Trump
12 Comments