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Tag Archives: Trump
Republicans Oppose Cupid’s Plan For Universal Love
Apparently, President Trump and the Republican Party do not believe that everyone deserves to have a happy Valentine’s Day, Modern Philosophers. The Republicans today vowed to shoot down Cupid’s proposed plan for Universal Love. According to the plan set forth … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Love, Politics
Tagged Bernie Sanders, Cupid, Humor, Love, Modern Philosopher, Relationships, sarcasm, satire, socialism, Trump, Valentines' Day
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The Devil’s Alaskan Adventure
“Guess who’s back?” The Devil asked excitedly as he strode confidently across the living room. “I brought wings!” As always, he was well dressed in an impeccably tailored suit. In each hand, he held a platter overflowing with his famous … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics
Tagged flash fiction, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Politics, Republicans, sarcasm, satire, short story, Sundays With Satan Short Story Series, The Devil, Trump
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How To Tell If Your Date Has A Crush On Putin
The interns keep nagging me about the fact that the blog’s inbox is overflowing with requests for a new dating tips post, Modern Philosophers. I love you guys, but you can be so demanding! Since I’m tired of the freckle … Continue reading
Posted in Dating, Humor, Politics
Tagged dating, dating tips, first date, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Politics, Putin, Relationships, sarcasm, satire, Trump
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