Tag Archives: Trump’s Executive Orders

Trump Bans Non-Orange Easter Eggs

Posted on March 30, 2017 by Austin

In a move that probably won’t surprise as many people as it really should, Modern Philosophers, President Trump issued an Executive Order today banning all non-orange Easter eggs. While it’s most likely just another calculated move to freak us out … Continue reading →

Posted in Holidays, Humor, Politics | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , | 32 Comments

Trump Declares That Every Day Is Now President’s Day

Posted on February 20, 2017 by Austin

Happy Presidents Day, Modern Philosophers. In case you forgot about the holiday, don’t worry.  It will be coming around again much sooner than usual. As in tomorrow. President Trump signed a new Executive Order today declaring that every day is … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, Politics | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , | 16 Comments

Trump Replaces Cupid With Steve Bannon

Posted on February 7, 2017 by Austin

If you were worried that President Trump had forgotten about Valentine’s Day, you can finally put your minds at ease, Modern Philosophers. With yet another Executive Order, President Trump has relieved Cupid of his annual duties and put Creepy Guy … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, Love, Politics | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , | 14 Comments