Tag Archives: Trump’s inauguration

Touchdown, Founding Fathers!

Posted on January 22, 2017 by Austin

“The Founding Fathers really dropped the ball with the whole concept of the Electoral College, but they totally made up for it with the timing of the Inauguration,” The Devil informed me as he passed the platter of Hell Fire … Continue reading →

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Do You Feel Fine?

Posted on January 20, 2017 by Austin

Donald Trump was sworn in as the forty-fifth President of the United States today, Modern Philosophers. I was at work, so I didn’t get to watch any of Trump’s Inauguration, but around noon, I felt this incredible chill run down by … Continue reading →

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Will Donald Trump The Robot Apocalypse?

Posted on January 19, 2017 by Austin

On the eve of Donald Trump’s inauguration, I realize that I have totally neglected one major story because we’ve all been so distracted by the President Elect’s rise to power… The Robot Apocalypse! We’ve been so caught up in the … Continue reading →

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Your Neighbor’s Garage Band Is Playing Trump’s Inauguration

Posted on January 18, 2017 by Austin

Just when you thought things could not get any worse with President Elect Trump, Modern Philosophers, he had to go and drag your annoying neighbor into it. You know the neighbor I mean.  The one with the band that practices … Continue reading →

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