Tag Archives: Turkey

Giant Turkey Caravan Headed For US Border

I don’t want to be a fear monger, Modern Philosophers, but I need to warn you that there is another huge caravan headed towards the U.S. border. This one, however, is heading north through Maine on its way to Canada. … Continue reading

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Gravy Me!

I am a turkey. A noble bird. It is Thanksgiving, And I know my time has come. Before you eat me, Please grant my final wish. I want you to bathe me In your finest gravy. Gravy me! Pour it … Continue reading

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Genetically Engineered Turkeys Ensure Longer Thanksgiving Naps

Science has given us something else to be thankful for this Thanksgiving, Modern Philosophers. A team from the University of Maine’s Genetics Lab announced the creation of a genetically engineered “Super Turkey” that contains extra Tryptophan.  The bird, nicknamed “The … Continue reading

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Gravy Train Derails On Way To Maine; Dry Thanksgiving Expected

The New Hampshire Transportation Authority has confirmed that a Gravy Train bound for Maine derailed this evening about 15 miles from the state line. While no one was killed in the accident, several crew members were injured and rushed to … Continue reading

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Starbucks Pulls Thanksgiving Coffees After Multiple Complaints

Coffee giant Starbucks decided to pull its two new seasonal coffees after receiving numerous complaints about the items. “We thought it would be fun to come up with special Holiday offerings for our customers at Thanksgiving,” Starbucks spokesman Dirk Benedict … Continue reading

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Challenge Accepted: Why I’m Thankful

I was speaking to a colleague about what I should do for a Thanksgiving Day entry on the blog, and she challenged me with: “You’re the creative one.  Figure out something different.” While the Modern Philosopher’s way is to go … Continue reading

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