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Tag Archives: Turkeys
Wild Turkeys Couldn’t Drag Me Away
After what happened to Maine’s Werewolves during the Blood Moon Eclipse, I was a little wary to exit The House on the Hill this morning when I saw the full moon staring down at me, Modern Philosophers. The moon isn’t … Continue reading
Posted in Dating, Fitness, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged exercise, full moon, Humor, life, Maine, Modern Philosopher, Relationships, running, Sarcasm, satire, Turkeys
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Turkeys Building Time Machine To Alter Menu At First Thanksgiving
The turkeys are at it again, Modern Philosophers! Just two days after their Mad Turkey Disease Hoax was uncovered (Turkeys Admit To Hoax), the North American Society of Turkeys – East (NAST-E) is back in the news. This time, however, … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged First Thanksgiving, food, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, Thanksgiving, Time Machine, Time Travel, Turkeys
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Turkeys Seek Asylum At The House On The Hill
It was a crisp Autumn day in Maine, Modern Philosophers, and I was still running on the fumes of my Election Day voting high when I got a big dose of reality… Thanksgiving was on the horizon. How do I … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged asylum, embassy, Humor, Modern Philosopher, News, Sarcasm, satire, Thanksgiving, Turkeys
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BREAKING NEWS: Border Patrol Requests Back Up
This just in to the Modern Philosopher News Desk: Border Patrol Agents in Northern Maine are asking for additional personnel to be assigned to the main crossings near the Canadian border. The problem is not what you’d expect, however. Apparently, … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged Border Patrol, Comedy, Humor, Modern Philosopher, satire, Thanksgiving, Turkeys
7 Comments