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NFL Adopts Touch Football Rules To Limit Preseason Injuries
NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell took time out from his vendetta against Tom Brady today to announce a rule change. “As of this moment, all preseason football games will be played with touch football rules,” Goodell announced to the stunned press … Continue reading
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Tagged athletics, Football, Humor, injuries, Modern Philosopher, NFL, preseason football, Roger Goodell, Sarcasm, satire, two hand touch
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