Tag Archives: U2

Are My Allergies Confederate Flag Related?

Posted on June 23, 2015 by Austin

“No, Austin, your allergies are not related to the Confederate flag,” Dr. Jekyll answered emphatically as he studied my chart during my office visit. I sneezed.  Right on cue.  “Look at that, Doc.  You mentioned the Confederate flag and I … Continue reading →

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Sunday, Sweaty, Sunday

Posted on March 29, 2015 by Austin

I can’t believe my weight today, I’m going for a run to sweat it all away. How long, how long must I run this road?  How long, how lo-o-o-o-o-ng? Because tonight, I can sweat it off tonight… Sunday, sweaty, Sunday.  … Continue reading →

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From The NYC Files: The Time I Went To The Movies With U2!

Posted on June 2, 2014 by Austin

There were so many great benefits to going to NYU, Modern Philosophers. I got to live in Greenwich Village and have the greatest city in the world as my campus.  When I walked out my door, Washington Square Park was … Continue reading →

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If You Twist and Turn Away…

Posted on May 31, 2014 by Austin

One of the things I love about weekends, Modern Philosophers, is that I don’t have to set an alarm, and can get up out of bed whenever the mood hits. Of course, I still have to answer my little black … Continue reading →

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Drenched Runner Asks Bono: “Are You Sure It’s A Beautiful Day???”

Posted on May 20, 2014 by Austin

Maybe you should start calling me “Rain Man”, Modern Philosophers. I was up at 5:15 this morning to go for a run.  I decided to get up earlier than usual to give 4 miles a shot, and was relieved to … Continue reading →

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Holiday Or Gollyday? Deep Thoughts On Martin Luther King, Jr Day

Posted on January 20, 2014 by Austin

One of the perks of being a writer, Modern Philosophers, is that you can make up words anytime you want just to fit your needs. You might think I’m joking, but I do it all the time, and when people … Continue reading →

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