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Tag Archives: U2
Are My Allergies Confederate Flag Related?
“No, Austin, your allergies are not related to the Confederate flag,” Dr. Jekyll answered emphatically as he studied my chart during my office visit. I sneezed. Right on cue. “Look at that, Doc. You mentioned the Confederate flag and I … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy, Politics Tagged allergies, Civil War, Confederate Flag, controversy, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, South, U2, United States of America 26 Comments
Sunday, Sweaty, Sunday
I can’t believe my weight today, I’m going for a run to sweat it all away. How long, how long must I run this road? How long, how lo-o-o-o-o-ng? Because tonight, I can sweat it off tonight… Sunday, sweaty, Sunday. … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor, Philosophy Tagged exercise, Foo Fighters, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, Pandora, running, Sarcasm, satire, song writing, U2 11 Comments
From The NYC Files: The Time I Went To The Movies With U2!
There were so many great benefits to going to NYU, Modern Philosophers. I got to live in Greenwich Village and have the greatest city in the world as my campus. When I walked out my door, Washington Square Park was … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy Tagged Humor, Modern Philosopher, movie premiere, New York, NYU, Rattle and Hum, Sarcasm, satire, U2 29 Comments
If You Twist and Turn Away…
One of the things I love about weekends, Modern Philosophers, is that I don’t have to set an alarm, and can get up out of bed whenever the mood hits. Of course, I still have to answer my little black … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor, Philosophy Tagged bad, Humor, Modern Philosopher, running, Sarcasm, satire, U2, Weekend 36 Comments
Drenched Runner Asks Bono: “Are You Sure It’s A Beautiful Day???”
Maybe you should start calling me “Rain Man”, Modern Philosophers. I was up at 5:15 this morning to go for a run. I decided to get up earlier than usual to give 4 miles a shot, and was relieved to … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor, Philosophy Tagged Beautiful Day, exercise, Humor, Modern Philosopher, rain, Rain Man, running, Sarcasm, satire, U2 9 Comments
Holiday Or Gollyday? Deep Thoughts On Martin Luther King, Jr Day
One of the perks of being a writer, Modern Philosophers, is that you can make up words anytime you want just to fit your needs. You might think I’m joking, but I do it all the time, and when people … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy Tagged debate, Humor, Martin Luther King Jr, Martin Luther King Jr Day, Modern Philosopher, sarcasm, satire, U2, work 13 Comments