Tag Archives: U2

Are My Allergies Confederate Flag Related?

“No, Austin, your allergies are not related to the Confederate flag,” Dr. Jekyll answered emphatically as he studied my chart during my office visit. I sneezed.  Right on cue.  “Look at that, Doc.  You mentioned the Confederate flag and I … Continue reading

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Sunday, Sweaty, Sunday

I can’t believe my weight today, I’m going for a run to sweat it all away. How long, how long must I run this road?  How long, how lo-o-o-o-o-ng? Because tonight, I can sweat it off tonight… Sunday, sweaty, Sunday.  … Continue reading

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From The NYC Files: The Time I Went To The Movies With U2!

There were so many great benefits to going to NYU, Modern Philosophers. I got to live in Greenwich Village and have the greatest city in the world as my campus.  When I walked out my door, Washington Square Park was … Continue reading

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If You Twist and Turn Away…

One of the things I love about weekends, Modern Philosophers, is that I don’t have to set an alarm, and can get up out of bed whenever the mood hits. Of course, I still have to answer my little black … Continue reading

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Drenched Runner Asks Bono: “Are You Sure It’s A Beautiful Day???”

Maybe you should start calling me “Rain Man”, Modern Philosophers. I was up at 5:15 this morning to go for a run.  I decided to get up earlier than usual to give 4 miles a shot, and was relieved to … Continue reading

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Holiday Or Gollyday? Deep Thoughts On Martin Luther King, Jr Day

One of the perks of being a writer, Modern Philosophers, is that you can make up words anytime you want just to fit your needs. You might think I’m joking, but I do it all the time, and when people … Continue reading

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