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Tag Archives: UFOs
Many of you have mentioned, Modern Philosophers, that you are jealous of my getting to travel across the galaxy in the Mothership that is home to Maine’s Alien population. While I don’t get to race among the stars that often, … Continue reading
Sometimes, when I get too stressed, Modern Philosophers, I hitch a ride on the Alien Mothership that hovers high above Bangor, and spend a night up in the stars. The Mothership is enormous, but something about it feels warm and … Continue reading
Hey diddle diddle, Modern Philosophers, did you hear about Maine cows recreating the famous bovine jump over the moon? Apparently, some rambunctious and rebellious teenage members of Maine’s Alien population have been going for joyrides to the moon and stealing … Continue reading
Happy Flag Day, Modern Philosophers! The flag is flying proudly at The House on the Hill, and I have just returned from a wonderful adventure that allowed me to salute Old Glory (and every state flag) in all 50 states … Continue reading