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Stephen King To Pay For Retractable Dome To Protect Maine From Winter
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The Master of Nightmares has become the Granter of Dreams, Modern Philosophers! As Maine suffers through its coldest Winter since the dawn of time, the state’s most famous resident has decided…
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged cold, Domes, frigid, Humor, Maine, Modern Philosopher, polar vortex, Sarcasm, satire, Stephen King, Under the Dome, weather
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Is This The Global Warming We Were Promised?
I just went for a walk up to the local supermarket, Modern Philosophers. It was a walk, that on the final weekend of September, made me so hot that I had to slip into the restroom to throw cold water … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Al Gore, global warming, Humor, Ice Cream, Julia Shumway, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, Under the Dome
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Governor LePage Rejects Aliens’ Offer To Protect Maine From Winter With Dome
As Maine continues to struggle with power outages from last week’s ice storm, another blizzard is bearing down on the snow smothered state. Maine’s Alien population has offered to use its advanced technology to drop a dome over the state … Continue reading
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Tagged aliens, Blizzard, dome, Governor LePage, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Politics, Sarcasm, satire, snow, Stephen King, Under the Dome, winter weather
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New Law Prohibits Enclosing Any Maine Town Inside A Dome
Maine Governor Paul LePage is quick to admit that he has never read “Under the Dome”, Stephen King’s 2009 novel about a fictional Maine town that is cut off from the rest of the world after it is enclosed within … Continue reading
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Tagged Books, Humor, Maine, Modern Philosopher, satire, Stephen King, TV, Under the Dome
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Stephen King To Pay For Retractable Dome To Protect Maine from Winter
The Master of Nightmares has become the Granter of Dreams, Modern Philosophers! As Maine suffers through its coldest Winter since the dawn of time, the state’s most famous resident has decided to step up and finally do something about it. … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged cold, Domes, frigid, Humor, Maine, Modern Philosopher, satire, Stephen King, Subzero Temperatures, Under the Dome, weather, winter
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