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Tag Archives: US Postal Service
Will Trump Go After Bookstores Next?
You know President Trump isn’t going to stop with putting the US Postal Service out of business, right, Modern Philosophers? He’s like one of those evil bullies from an 80s teen comedy. The more he succeeds in being a prick, … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics
Tagged Humor, mail in voting, Modern Philosopher, Politics, Sarcasm, satire, save the post office, Trump, US Postal Service
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The Devil Delivers For You
“When exactly did you take over control of the United States Postal Service?” I demanded of my visitor the second he entered my living room. “Clearly, you have me confused with someone else,” The Devil replied without breaking stride. “I’m … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Love, Philosophy, Writing
Tagged girlfriend, Humor, Ireland, Lance Armstrong, mail delivery, Modern Philosopher, sarcasm, satre, short story, The Devil, US Postal Service
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