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A Tear In The Vacation Time/Space Continuum

Science has never been my strong suit, Modern Philosophers, but I’ve always had this theory that time speeds up whenever I am on vacation. I think it has something to do with a tear in the space/time continuum, but don’t … Continue reading

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Tearing Up The Road Less Traveled

I love waking up to the sound of rain, Modern Philosophers.  It’s especially enjoyable on mornings when I don’t have to get up to go to work. This morning, I pulled on the covers, turned towards the bedroom window, and … Continue reading

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Even Vacations Have Mondays

I stayed up late last night watching the Yankees game, Modern Philosophers, because I am on vacation and didn’t have to get up early to heed Monday’s call. I don’t run on Mondays, so my only obligation was to be … Continue reading

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Monday Morning Coffee Club: Vacation 2017

Happy Monday, Modern Philosophers! We haven’t had a Coffee Club gathering in months, so I thought I’d call a meeting now that I’m on vacation and have plenty of time to chat. I still don’t drink coffee, but the interns … Continue reading

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The End Of Vacation Is Hell

“Some people think that Hell is having to live the worst moments of your life over and over again on a continuous loop,” I told The Devil, who I saw an expert who could definitively confirm or debunk this theory. “Which … Continue reading

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Monday Morning Coffee Club: 8/8/16

Happy Monday, Modern Philosophers! I am on vacation, so this Monday is a lot easier to deal with than the usual version.  So far, I haven’t done much more than relax and try to get into the Olympics spirit. Unfortunately, … Continue reading

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Where In Hell Do You Work?

It was a gorgeous Spring Sunday, so they decided to sit out on the front porch of The House on the Hill and soak up some rays. Austin wore his usual toga and a beat up pair of sunglasses that … Continue reading

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Greetings From Anywhere But Here

“I don’t understand why you have to close down the blog while you’re on vacation,” The Devil whined as he followed me from the kitchen into the living room. He was like the best dressed school kid I had ever … Continue reading

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Monday Morning Coffee Club: 11/16/15

Top o’ the morning to ya, lads and lasses! Yes, it’s Monday.  Yes, it’s a dark and dreary November day in Maine. No, I don’t care. I’m on vacation, The Sweet Irish Girl is here, and I haven’t been in … Continue reading

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Grim Reaper To Take Vacation Day On Halloween

Even Death gets to take a holiday, Modern Philosophers. According to a statement issued by The All Hallows Society during today’s Halloween Season Festivities in Maine, The Grim Reaper has asked for and been granted a vacation day on Halloween. … Continue reading

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