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Tag Archives: Valentines’ Day
Maybe Cupid Cares About Your Budget
Valentine’s Day is fast approaching, Modern Philosophers. I belong to a support group called Why Does Cupid Hate Us?, which is for people who have issues about being single. Not everyone in the group is angry or bitter, but around … Continue reading
Posted in Dating, Humor, Love
Tagged Cupid, dating, finances, Humor, Love, Modern Philosopher, money, sarcasm, satire, single life, Valentines' Day
5 Comments
Do Not Propose On Valentine’s Day!
I might not have any plans for Valentine’s Day, Modern Philosophers, but if I did have a special someone, I can tell you with one hundred percent certainty what I would not be doing… Asking her to marry me. I … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Love
Tagged advice, dating, Humor, Love, marriage proposal, Modern Philosopher, Relationships, sarcasm, satire, Valentines' Day, Will you marry me?
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Republicans Oppose Cupid’s Plan For Universal Love
Apparently, President Trump and the Republican Party do not believe that everyone deserves to have a happy Valentine’s Day, Modern Philosophers. The Republicans today vowed to shoot down Cupid’s proposed plan for Universal Love. According to the plan set forth … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Love, Politics
Tagged Bernie Sanders, Cupid, Humor, Love, Modern Philosopher, Relationships, sarcasm, satire, socialism, Trump, Valentines' Day
18 Comments
How Do You Know You’re In Love?
Valentine’s Day is rapidly approaching, Modern Philosophers, so I wanted to write about love and relationships. Unfortunately, there’s not much new to report on those topics in my personal life, other than that I finally gave in to my friend … Continue reading
Posted in Dating, Humor, Love
Tagged being in love, dating, Humor, Love, Marriage, Modern Philosopher, Relationships, sarcasm, satire, Valentines' Day
39 Comments
No Love For Cupid
“Any plans for Valentine’s Day?” The Devil asked with a charming smile as he reached for the Arts section of the Sunday paper. As always, my weekly guest wore an impeccably tailored suit. Today, he’d added a red tie and … Continue reading
Save Money By Being Single On Valentine’s Day
Valentine’s Day is rapidly approaching, Modern Philosophers, and rather than writing another Dating Tips post, I thought I’d talk economics. With the stock market recently doing a swan dive, and Republican lawmakers looking to change the tax code so that … Continue reading
Posted in Dating, Humor
Tagged being single, dating, economics, Humor, life hacks, Modern Philosopher, Relationships, sarcasm, satire, saving money, Valentines' Day
41 Comments
Why Winter Dating Is So Difficult
Valentine’s Day is less than a week away, Modern Philosophers, so it’s time for another dating tips post. Lately, people have been asking if I’m trying to date, and I just laugh. I mean, who in their right mind would … Continue reading
Trump Replaces Cupid With Steve Bannon
If you were worried that President Trump had forgotten about Valentine’s Day, you can finally put your minds at ease, Modern Philosophers. With yet another Executive Order, President Trump has relieved Cupid of his annual duties and put Creepy Guy … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Love, Politics
Tagged Cupid, Humor, Modern Philosopher, President Trump, Relationships, sarcasm, satire, Sean Spicer, Steven Bannon, Trump's Executive Orders, Valentines' Day
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Why I Should Be Your Valentine
Valentine’s Day is just around the corner, Modern Philosophers, and as hard as it is to believe, I am still single. I will give that a moment to sink in… The interns, who are really nothing more than an annoying … Continue reading