Tag Archives: Valentines’ Day

Maybe Cupid Cares About Your Budget

Valentine’s Day is fast approaching, Modern Philosophers.  I belong to a support group called Why Does Cupid Hate Us?, which is for people who have issues about being single.  Not everyone in the group is angry or bitter, but around … Continue reading

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I Love You: A Valentine’s Day Rant

I love you. I said it, Modern Philosophers. I love you. Maybe I should clarify. I’m not telling everyone who reads this post that I love them.  I just didn’t want to be left out of the fun on Valentine’s … Continue reading

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Do Not Propose On Valentine’s Day!

I might not have any plans for Valentine’s Day, Modern Philosophers, but if I did have a special someone, I can tell you with one hundred percent certainty what I would not be doing… Asking her to marry me. I … Continue reading

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Republicans Oppose Cupid’s Plan For Universal Love

Apparently, President Trump and the Republican Party do not believe that everyone deserves to have a happy Valentine’s Day, Modern Philosophers. The Republicans today vowed to shoot down Cupid’s proposed plan for Universal Love. According to the plan set forth … Continue reading

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How Do You Know You’re In Love?

Valentine’s Day is rapidly approaching, Modern Philosophers, so I wanted to write about love and relationships. Unfortunately, there’s not much new to report on those topics in my personal life, other than that I finally gave in to my friend … Continue reading

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Flying Solo on Valentine’s Day

I didn’t even realize it was Valentine’s Day, Modern Philosophers, until after my run when I was scrolling through Facebook. Facebook friends who are in a relationship would never allow the rest of the world to forget Valentine’s Day. How … Continue reading

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No Love For Cupid

“Any plans for Valentine’s Day?” The Devil asked with a charming smile as he reached for the Arts section of the Sunday paper. As always, my weekly guest wore an impeccably tailored suit.  Today, he’d added a red tie and … Continue reading

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