Tag Archives: Valentines’ Day

Maybe Cupid Cares About Your Budget

Posted on February 9, 2020 by Austin

Valentine’s Day is fast approaching, Modern Philosophers.  I belong to a support group called Why Does Cupid Hate Us?, which is for people who have issues about being single.  Not everyone in the group is angry or bitter, but around … Continue reading →

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Do Not Propose On Valentine’s Day!

Posted on February 13, 2019 by Austin

I might not have any plans for Valentine’s Day, Modern Philosophers, but if I did have a special someone, I can tell you with one hundred percent certainty what I would not be doing… Asking her to marry me. I … Continue reading →

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Republicans Oppose Cupid’s Plan For Universal Love

Posted on February 9, 2019 by Austin

Apparently, President Trump and the Republican Party do not believe that everyone deserves to have a happy Valentine’s Day, Modern Philosophers. The Republicans today vowed to shoot down Cupid’s proposed plan for Universal Love. According to the plan set forth … Continue reading →

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How Do You Know You’re In Love?

Posted on January 27, 2019 by Austin

Valentine’s Day is rapidly approaching, Modern Philosophers, so I wanted to write about love and relationships. Unfortunately, there’s not much new to report on those topics in my personal life, other than that I finally gave in to my friend … Continue reading →

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Flying Solo on Valentine’s Day

Posted on February 14, 2018 by Austin

I didn’t even realize it was Valentine’s Day, Modern Philosophers, until after my run when I was scrolling through Facebook. Facebook friends who are in a relationship would never allow the rest of the world to forget Valentine’s Day. How … Continue reading →

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No Love For Cupid

Posted on February 11, 2018 by Austin

“Any plans for Valentine’s Day?” The Devil asked with a charming smile as he reached for the Arts section of the Sunday paper. As always, my weekly guest wore an impeccably tailored suit.  Today, he’d added a red tie and … Continue reading →

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Save Money By Being Single On Valentine’s Day

Posted on February 10, 2018 by Austin

Valentine’s Day is rapidly approaching, Modern Philosophers, and rather than writing another Dating Tips post, I thought I’d talk economics. With the stock market recently doing a swan dive, and Republican lawmakers looking to change the tax code so that … Continue reading →

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Why Winter Dating Is So Difficult

Posted on February 11, 2017 by Austin

Valentine’s Day is less than a week away, Modern Philosophers, so it’s time for another dating tips post. Lately, people have been asking if I’m trying to date, and I just laugh.  I mean, who in their right mind would … Continue reading →

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Trump Replaces Cupid With Steve Bannon

Posted on February 7, 2017 by Austin

If you were worried that President Trump had forgotten about Valentine’s Day, you can finally put your minds at ease, Modern Philosophers. With yet another Executive Order, President Trump has relieved Cupid of his annual duties and put Creepy Guy … Continue reading →

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Why I Should Be Your Valentine

Posted on February 4, 2017 by Austin

Valentine’s Day is just around the corner, Modern Philosophers, and as hard as it is to believe, I am still single. I will give that a moment to sink in… The interns, who are really nothing more than an annoying … Continue reading →

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