Tag Archives: Vatican

Pope To Host Hot Wing Buffet For Father’s Day

Posted on June 21, 2015 by Austin

Originally posted on The Return of the Modern Philosopher:
Modern Philosophers, we are now living in a world where it isn’t truly a holiday unless Pope Francis is throwing some sort of party to celebrate! The Pontiff announced his plans…

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Pope Francis To Turn Vatican Into Giant Haunted House For Halloween

Posted on October 29, 2014 by Austin

Originally posted on The Return of the Modern Philosopher:
The Partying Pontiff is at is again, Modern Philosophers! Pope Francis announced that he is throwing a lavish Halloween party on Thursday night, and turning The Vatican into the world’s scariest…

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President Obama Loses Washington Monument To Pope Francis In Game Of HORSE

Posted on March 27, 2014 by Austin

It looks like the American landscape will literally be changing after President Obama’s historic first meeting with Pope Francis, Modern Philosophers. Pope Francis, this blog’s 2013 Being of the Year and my good friend, called The House on the Hill … Continue reading →

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Pope’s “Holy Roller Super Bowl Party” To Begin With Midnight Mass

Posted on February 1, 2014 by Austin

Pope Francis, this blog’s 2013 Person of the Year, is back in the headlines again. Known to all as “The Partying Pontiff”, The Holy Father is ready to bring the fun again tomorrow with The Vatican’s Super Bowl Party.  This … Continue reading →

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Pope Turns Vatican Into North Pole For Jesus’ Birthday Bash

Posted on December 24, 2013 by Austin

Merry Christmas Eve, Modern Philosophers!  I am hitching a ride on an Alien Star Cruiser so that I can get to Vatican City in time for the festivities. The Partying Pontiff is at it again!  To celebrate his first Christmas … Continue reading →

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Partying Pontiff Named Blog’s Being Of The Year!

Posted on December 13, 2013 by Austin

Pope Francis, the newly elected head of the Catholic Church, was today given another title, which is really going to make his resume pop: The Return of the Modern Philosopher Blog’s Being of the Year! The white smoke was seen … Continue reading →

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Pope Francis To Turn Vatican Into Giant Haunted House For Halloween

Posted on October 27, 2013 by Austin

The Partying Pontiff is at is again, Modern Philosophers! Pope Francis announced that he is throwing a lavish Halloween party on Thursday night, and turning The Vatican into the world’s scariest haunted house for the event. Ever since being elected … Continue reading →

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Pope Francis Announces Weekly Vatican Spelling Bees After Coin Fiasco

Posted on October 12, 2013 by Austin

Pope Francis today announced that he will be holding weekly spelling bees at The Vatican in the wake of the recent “Lesus Coin Fiasco”. “Heavens, it was most embarrassing, Austin,” The Holy Father told this Modern Philosopher.  “That’s e-m-b-a-r-r-a-s-s-i-n-g, in … Continue reading →

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Pope To Rock The 4th With Springsteen Concert & Fireworks Show

Posted on July 3, 2013 by Austin

Pope Francis, the “Partying Pontiff”, plans to turn St. Peter’s Square into the place to be for celebrating The Fourth of July.  The Vatican will rock in America’s Independence Day by hosting a Bruce Springsteen concert followed by a fireworks … Continue reading →

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Pope To Host Hot Wing Buffet For Father’s Day

Posted on June 15, 2013 by Austin

Modern Philosophers, we are now living in a world where it isn’t truly a holiday unless Pope Francis is throwing some sort of party to celebrate! The Pontiff announced his plans to turn St. Peter’s Square into one huge hot … Continue reading →

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