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Pope To Host Hot Wing Buffet For Father’s Day
Originally posted on The Return of the Modern Philosopher:
Modern Philosophers, we are now living in a world where it isn’t truly a holiday unless Pope Francis is throwing some sort of party to celebrate! The Pontiff announced his plans…
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged chicken wings, Dad, Father's Day, food, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Pope Francis, Sarcasm, satire, Vatican
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Pope Francis To Turn Vatican Into Giant Haunted House For Halloween
Originally posted on The Return of the Modern Philosopher:
The Partying Pontiff is at is again, Modern Philosophers! Pope Francis announced that he is throwing a lavish Halloween party on Thursday night, and turning The Vatican into the world’s scariest…
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Halloween, Harry Potter, Haunted House, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Pope Francis, Sarcasm, satire, Vatican
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President Obama Loses Washington Monument To Pope Francis In Game Of HORSE
It looks like the American landscape will literally be changing after President Obama’s historic first meeting with Pope Francis, Modern Philosophers. Pope Francis, this blog’s 2013 Being of the Year and my good friend, called The House on the Hill … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged basketball, HORSE, Humor, Modern Philosopher, News, Pope Francis, President Obama, Sarcasm, satire, Vatican, Washington Monument
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Pope’s “Holy Roller Super Bowl Party” To Begin With Midnight Mass
Pope Francis, this blog’s 2013 Person of the Year, is back in the headlines again. Known to all as “The Partying Pontiff”, The Holy Father is ready to bring the fun again tomorrow with The Vatican’s Super Bowl Party. This … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Football, Humor, midnight mass, Modern Philosopher, Party, Pope Francis, Sarcasm, satire, Super Bowl, Vatican
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Pope Turns Vatican Into North Pole For Jesus’ Birthday Bash
Merry Christmas Eve, Modern Philosophers! I am hitching a ride on an Alien Star Cruiser so that I can get to Vatican City in time for the festivities. The Partying Pontiff is at it again! To celebrate his first Christmas … Continue reading
Posted in Christmas, Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged birthday, Christmas, Humor, Jesus, North Pole, Pope Francis, Santa Claus, Sarcasm, satire, Vatican
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Partying Pontiff Named Blog’s Being Of The Year!
Pope Francis, the newly elected head of the Catholic Church, was today given another title, which is really going to make his resume pop: The Return of the Modern Philosopher Blog’s Being of the Year! The white smoke was seen … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Awards, blogging, honors, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Pope Francis, Sarcasm, satire, Vatican
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Pope Francis To Turn Vatican Into Giant Haunted House For Halloween
The Partying Pontiff is at is again, Modern Philosophers! Pope Francis announced that he is throwing a lavish Halloween party on Thursday night, and turning The Vatican into the world’s scariest haunted house for the event. Ever since being elected … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Politics
Tagged Halloween, Harry Potter, Haunted House, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Pope Francis, Religion, Sarcasm, satire, Vatican
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Pope Francis Announces Weekly Vatican Spelling Bees After Coin Fiasco
Pope Francis today announced that he will be holding weekly spelling bees at The Vatican in the wake of the recent “Lesus Coin Fiasco”. “Heavens, it was most embarrassing, Austin,” The Holy Father told this Modern Philosopher. “That’s e-m-b-a-r-r-a-s-s-i-n-g, in … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Humor, Lesus coin, Modern Philosopher, News, Pope Francis, Religion, Sarcasm, satire, spelling bee, standup comedy, Vatican
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Pope To Rock The 4th With Springsteen Concert & Fireworks Show
Pope Francis, the “Partying Pontiff”, plans to turn St. Peter’s Square into the place to be for celebrating The Fourth of July. The Vatican will rock in America’s Independence Day by hosting a Bruce Springsteen concert followed by a fireworks … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Bruce Springsteen, fireworks, Fourth of July, Humor, Independence Day, Modern Philosopher, Pope Francis, satire, Vatican
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Pope To Host Hot Wing Buffet For Father’s Day
Modern Philosophers, we are now living in a world where it isn’t truly a holiday unless Pope Francis is throwing some sort of party to celebrate! The Pontiff announced his plans to turn St. Peter’s Square into one huge hot … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged buffalo wings, Father's Day, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Pope Francis, satire, Vatican
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