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Pope Francis Nominates All Mothers For Sainthood

Pope Francis celebrated his first Mother’s Day as head of the Catholic Church by announcing that he has nominated every mother in the world for sainthood. The quarter of a million faithful who were gathered in St. Peter’s Square to … Continue reading

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Pope Francis Hires Dan Brown To Plan Vatican Easter Egg Hunt

Pope Francis finally let a huge cat out the bag when he addressed a Good Friday gathering of over 200,000 faithful in St. Peter’s Square last night, Modern Philosophers. The Pope will be hosting an Easter Egg Hunt at The … Continue reading

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Pope Francis Announces St Paddy’s Day Housewarming Party At The Vatican; Cardinals Ask For Recount

The Vatican has a new tenant!  Cardinal Jorge Bergoglio of Argentina is the first Pontiff from South America, and has chosen the handle “Pope Francis”. The 76 year old is also a Jesuit, and this Modern Philosopher, having attended a … Continue reading

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