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Tag Archives: Veteran’s Day
The Highly Anticipated Return of the Sunday Rejects
It’s been a long time, Modern Philosophers, since I’ve shared some of my monologue jokes with you. Now that we’ve survived Election Day, I thought we might celebrate by welcoming the Sunday Rejects back to the blog. As you know, … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Writing
Tagged Election Day, Humor, Modern Philosopher, monologue jokes, President Trump, sarcasm, satire, The Nite Show with Danny Cashman, Veteran's Day, writing
13 Comments
Why I Am So Grateful For Our Veterans
Happy Veterans Day, Modern Philosophers! I made sure the flag was flying proudly from the porch of The House on the Hill before I left for my morning run. Our Veterans deserve to be celebrated, remembered, honored, and admired. I … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Air Force, Army, Gulf War, life, Marine Corps, Modern Philosopher, Navy, NYU, Veteran's Day, Veterans, Vietnam War
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Maine’s Aliens Join Veterans Day Celebrations For First Time
Happy Veterans Day, Modern Philosophers! The American Flag has flown proudly all day at The House on the Hill, and I wore a red, white and blue toga in the morning and a camouflage one this afternoon. It has been … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged aliens, grateful, Humor, Modern Philosopher, patriotic, Sarcasm, satire, Thank you, Veteran's Day, war
16 Comments
Thank You, Veterans
When I was just a boy, Growing up safe and sound In Brooklyn, I dreamed of one day Wearing a uniform And running onto the field At Yankee Stadium Like my childhood heroes. Now as an adult, Living safe and … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy, Poetry
Tagged America, grateful, heroes, Modern Philosopher, poem, soldiers, Thank you, uniforms, Veteran's Day, Veterans
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Three Chairs On A Porch: Two Officers And A Gentleman In A Toga
Welcome, Modern Philosophers, to a special Veterans Day Edition of Maine’s favorite talk show set on a front porch. An American Flag flies proudly at The House on the Hill as “Three Chairs on a Porch” invites two guests to … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged George Washington, Hawkeye Pierce, Humor, MASH, Modern Philosopher, satire, talk show, TV, Veteran's Day
10 Comments
Friday Night Think Tank: Veterans Day Edition
The Calendar Commission better not be playing a trick on me, Modern Philosophers. It really is Friday night, right? Man, has this been the longest week on record or what? Getting up early to run has made my days longer, … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Dad, Deep Thoughts, Humor, Marines, Modern Philosopher, think tank, Veteran's Day, World War II
20 Comments