Tag Archives: Vice President

Trump Vetting Santa Claus For Vice President

Posted on July 7, 2016 by Austin

In a move that some are laughing off as a publicity stunt, and others are applauding as a shrewd piece of political maneuvering, the Trump campaign today announced that it has been vetting Santa Claus as a possible Vice Presidential … Continue reading →

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Joe Biden Proposes Vice Presidents’ Day Holiday

Posted on February 17, 2015 by Austin

Has Vice President Joe Biden’s latest “big idea” betrayed his lack of faith in his ability to be elected President of the United States in 2016, Modern Philosophers? On the day after Presidents’ Day, the Vice President met with the … Continue reading →

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Joe Biden To Work At Maine High School As Part Of ABC’s “Vice Swap” Reality Series

Posted on April 29, 2013 by Austin

Joanie Cordova has been the Vice Principal at Brewer High School for fifteen years.  Next month, she’ll be heading to the White House for her fifteen minutes of fame! She will be appearing in the first episode of ABC’s new … Continue reading →

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Vice President Accidentally Tweets Nuke Codes; Luckily No One Follows Him

Posted on April 8, 2013 by Austin

The White House had a lot of explaining to do, Modern Philosophers, after Vice President Joe Biden accidentally tweeted Top Secret nuclear launch codes earlier this afternoon. Luckily, all of Biden’s Twitter followers are fake accounts set up by White … Continue reading →

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