Tag Archives: Walmart

A Return To Wally World

Posted on January 24, 2021 by Austin

It was a frigid 13 degrees down by the Penobscot River, so Holly chugged her coffee and stamped her feet to keep warm. Across the path, on his bench, Aaron sat in silence and stared at the water.  The cold … Continue reading →

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Skinnier Guy Problems

Posted on July 11, 2017 by Austin

Sunday was day one hundred of my new fitness routine, Modern Philosophers, and the bathroom scale rewarded my hard work by revealing that I’d lost 39 lbs. That means I’m more than halfway to my goal of losing 75 lbs, … Continue reading →

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Welcome To America; I Apologize In Advance

Posted on November 15, 2015 by Austin

Happy Sunday, Modern Philosophers! As I might have mentioned, The Sweet Irish Girl is visiting The House on the Hill.  Today, I took her out for a Sunday Fun Day. A camera crew followed us around, as usual, and I … Continue reading →

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I Just Want To Go As A Skinny Guy For Halloween

Posted on October 17, 2015 by Austin

I was walking aimlessly around Walmart this morning, Modern Philosophers, when it became apparent that Halloween is just around the corner. Sure, I know it’s been Halloween Season in Maine since October 1, but the big day itself is just … Continue reading →

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The Sweaty Dog Days Of August Have Arrived!

Posted on August 1, 2015 by Austin

Can you believe it’s already August, Modern Philosophers? That incessant barking that kept waking you up all morning was from the Dog Days of August.  They have arrived, and you need to Jump Start Your Summer before all that’s left … Continue reading →

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Is Walmart The Perfect Place For A First Date?

Posted on June 20, 2015 by Austin

I survived a Saturday morning trip to Walmart, Modern Philosophers, and I feel like I’ve been given a new lease on life. While I was trying to complete my mission and make it out alive, the Deep Thought occurred to … Continue reading →

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Attention, WalMart Shoppers…

Posted on March 28, 2015 by Austin

I decided I needed An adventure Today, So I took A trip To WalMart. It’s just up The street, And way more Convenient than The Mall. I wandered The aisles In search Of bargains, But what I found Was so … Continue reading →

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You Can Lead A Kitty To The Condo…

Posted on January 24, 2015 by Austin

Life at The House on the Hill has been much more pleasant, Modern Philosophers, since Cali and Luna decided to live with me. The pitter patter of paws on the hardwood floors is quite comforting, and it’s always nice to … Continue reading →

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The Walmart Effect

Posted on November 22, 2014 by Austin

I went ahead and did it, Modern Philosophers. I got into Zombie Car and drove to Walmart.  Of course, I could not let an opportunity like this pass without writing about it or taking pictures. I must warn you, however, … Continue reading →

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