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Pentagon Seeking To Weaponize Barbecue Smoke

The Fourth of July is just around the corner, Modern Philosophers, and that means all across this great country, people are firing up their barbecues. The familiar smell of barbecue smoke is in the air, and the Pentagon would like … Continue reading

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Thousands of Panicked Mainers Call to Report Strange Object in the Sky; Authorities Determine It’s Just the Sun

What is that weird, glowing thing in the sky? It seems to be emitting heat. Is it going to destroy us???

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Down Comforter

Down comforter, I am So down With how Warm & comfy You’ve made me These last two Frigid nights! While I’d prefer The body heat Of a Certain someone To keep me Snug & toasty, You are an Efficient alternative. … Continue reading

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