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Medical Examiner Confirms that Frosty Died of Natural Causes

Frosty the Snowman, that jolly, happy soul, did in fact die of natural causes. This fact was confirmed by Maine’s Chief Medical Examiner, who performed an autopsy on Frosty’s remains in the state’s refurbished Crime Lab.  As I mentioned in … Continue reading

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