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Tag Archives: water
Use More Water, Ya Weirdo!
I’m well aware that I’m supposed to drink a lot of water when I’m running and working out, Modern Philosophers, and I think I do an excellent job of that. However, my town has an issue with it. So much … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged conservation, finances, Humor, Life in Maine, Modern Philosopher, sarcasm, satire, single life, the joys of owning a home, water, water bill
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Scientists Baffled By Why Women Take Such Long Showers
“I’ll need about an hour,” The Sweet Irish Girl called over her shoulder as she vanished into the bathroom. “Okay, sweetie,” I mumbled until my sleepy brain had processed what she had actually said. “Wait! What?” And with a click … Continue reading
Posted in Dating, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged battle of the sexes, Humor, Modern Philosopher, personal hygiene, Relationships, sarcasm, satire, Science, scientific theory, showers, water
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Flowers Remind Humans: We Need Water, Too!
Tonight, I won my first battle of the Spring with the lawnmower, and finally mowed the Great Lawn of The House on the Hill, Modern Philosophers. It was an epic undertaking, especially since the lawnmower did not want to start … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged flowers, gardening, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, Spring, water
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