Tag Archives: water

Use More Water, Ya Weirdo!

I’m well aware that I’m supposed to drink a lot of water when I’m running and working out, Modern Philosophers, and I think I do an excellent job of that. However, my town has an issue with it.  So much … Continue reading

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Scientists Baffled By Why Women Take Such Long Showers

“I’ll need about an hour,” The Sweet Irish Girl called over her shoulder as she vanished into the bathroom. “Okay, sweetie,” I mumbled until my sleepy brain had processed what she had actually said.  “Wait!  What?” And with a click … Continue reading

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Flowers Remind Humans: We Need Water, Too!

Tonight, I won my first battle of the Spring with the lawnmower, and finally mowed the Great Lawn of The House on the Hill, Modern Philosophers. It was an epic undertaking, especially since the lawnmower did not want to start … Continue reading

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Jump Start Your Brain: The Wicked Witch of the West

Good morning, Modern Philosophers!  I am awake too early this morning because I had to do something sweet for the person most important to me in this world, and now I can’t get back to sleep. So, I thought I’d … Continue reading

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