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The Wedding Toast

Ryan leaned over to kiss his new bride, whispered something in her ear, and then reached for his glass of champagne. He stood up, tapped the flute several times with a knife, and a hush fell over the room.  All … Continue reading

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Modern Philosopher Finds True Love And Decides To Elope

Happy Hump Day, Modern Philosophers! I’ve been keeping a big secret from you, but I think once I share it, you will understand why I’ve been telling you little white lies.  I also hope you’ll be extremely happy for me. … Continue reading

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I Advise You To Ignore The Calendar

Dear Modern Philosopher, Today is or was (I’m so confused that I don’t even know what tense of the verb to use anymore) my wedding anniversary.  I’ve been divorced ten years now, but I still always wake up on October … Continue reading

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Friday Night Think Tank: The Marriage Contract Edition

It’s Friday night, Modern Philosophers, and I thought we’d head out to the Think Tank early because I have a new idea I’d like to try tonight. If you read this blog regularly, you know that I’m a Hopeless Romantic.  … Continue reading

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Shotgun Wedding

Two shotguns Stood before the Justice of the Peace And asked him To unite them in marriage. The weapons Had concealed Their love for too long. We will no longer Be silenced! A love of this caliber Must not be … Continue reading

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